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[Cindy]

Originally Posted by navygoat1998

Somebody needs to see the Bishop!!!!

PPfffftttttt

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by BrotherEastman

Emma do you own an electric stove?

Nope.

[AreYouReady?]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

Um, maybe once, I suppose. What are you making?

I'm having 2 meats just in case you can't eat Whole hog roast complete with apple in it's mouth. Instant mashed potatoes with grease gravy. Genetically modified corn. Squash with margarine seasoning. Chitlin's. Green beans seasoned with lard. The second meat is baked road kill with carrots and potatoes. Rotten apple pie.

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by AreYouReady?

I'm having 2 meats just in case you can't eat Whole hog roast complete with apple in it's mouth. Instant mashed potatoes with grease gravy. Genetically modified corn. Squash with margarine seasoning. Chitlin's. Green beans seasoned with lard. The second meat is baked road kill with carrots and potatoes. Rotten apple pie.

Everything sounds great except the rotten apple pie. I would not put that in my or my children's bodies. I will bring some of my own homemade sugar-laden, lard laden apple pie. Are you okay with that?

[AreYouReady?]

That'd be ok except that you won't be able to tell the difference betwixt yours and mine so you won't know what you are eating.

[BrotherEastman]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

Everything sounds great except the rotten apple pie. I would not put that in my or my children's bodies. I will bring some of my own homemade sugar-laden, lard laden apple pie. Are you okay with that?

The margarine has got to go.

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by AreYouReady?

That'd be ok except that you won't be able to tell the difference betwixt yours and mine so you won't know what you are eating.

Oh, I could tell. I make the best pies in Lancaster county. I would certainly make a better pie than a heathen whose dog is more holy than she is. What time should we arrive?

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by BrotherEastman

The margarine has got to go.

I agree. I was trying not to hurt her feelings.

[Emma Bontrager]

Well, I gotta go. I might come back later if you're lucky.

[AreYouReady?]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

Oh, I could tell. I make the best pies in Lancaster county. I would certainly make a better pie than a heathen whose dog is more holy than she is. What time should we arrive?