****have You Heard This Song Before?*** - Page 16

JaneEyre · #**151** 10-26-2007, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tawana

What a ridiculous song!!!

What about us sistah's that don't have no long hair?

How indescrimenating.

Hi, Sis. Tawana...I think you mean "discriminating".... This thread is funnier than any "funny book" by the way. Reading it has changed my whole attitude tonight. I've been laughing until my sides hurt!!

JaneEyre · #**152** 10-26-2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Caston Smith

Oh okay ... I still sing it today!

If a wood cooking stove was good enough for Grandma, we outta use one today. Sorry I know I said I was leaving but I am still here. I meant to leave but had not read the entire thread (still haven't)...This is the funniest thread in a while. I started at the beginning of the thread, skipped to the end and now I am in the middle.

Admins,
Could we have a section on this forum called "COMEDY AREA"? or maybe even "COMEDY OF ERRORS"???

I came back to edit this post and mention that this thread stopped being funny on Page 11 or somewhere thereabouts.

nahkoe · #**153** 10-26-2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy

Yep, makes sense. And I heard of a church that started a no-catchers policy for slayings in the spirit, for the same reason. The "slayings" didn't happen nearly as often, after that. Go figure.

I am literally laughing out loud.

nahkoe · #**154** 10-26-2007, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by winklebottom

I didn't say anything about recieving the Holy Ghost. My husband was also young.... That is a whole different thing. I said baptize. I feel 2-3 year olds running around the chuch is bothersome and disrupting to the spirit. I have seen more than one youngster get "taken out" by someone sliding into the alter

Having the resident church aisle runner (he's 3...he's the youngest of the 10 kids in our church...and good Lord he manages to run every single service with the entire church watching him....) I'd fall out laughing if someone slid into the alter and took him out. He might FINALLY get the point to stay with me.

nahkoe · #**155** 10-26-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RandyWayne

I am.... I am..... I am feeling something move on me to write an anti-TV song -to the music of "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel.

Oh please do.

AmazingGrace · #**156** 10-26-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Caston Smith

Brethren of the "cons, ultra-cons etc." are not causing division, we are standing up for what we believe is right and holy in the sight of our great God and Saviour; Jesus Christ

First of all let me clarify something here?! Are you speaking for all of them now??? I think you better rethink some things before you go on much further with this WE WE WE stuff.... I know a number of them have no desire to be linked with your name much less know that you are pretending to represent them!!!

Second of all you said to me earlier in a quote to "read between the lines" would you stop with all the read between the lines stuff and just be honest about why you are here and what you are here for!!! You crawfish so well it is honestly sickening!

AmazingGrace · #**157** 10-26-2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Caston Smith

We don't have bobbed haired women in our church ... and the Bible said make a joyful noise unto the Lord eh?

Wow that sounded real Godly there!

What would you do if a bobed haired woman did come in your church!?

#**158** 10-26-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

First of all let me clarify something here?! Are you speaking for all of them now??? I think you better rethink some things before you go on much further with this WE WE WE stuff.... I know a number of them have no desire to be linked with your name much less know that you are pretending to represent them!!!

Second of all you said to me earlier in a quote to "read between the lines" would you stop with all the read between the lines stuff and just be honest about why you are here and what you are here for!!! You crawfish so well it is honestly sickening!

Who am I supposed to be representing? I'm sure the men you have in mind, and the ones I have in mind are totally different.

delta soundman · #**159** 10-26-2007, 07:52 PM

AG,
I must say I love how you are handling this thread.

Praxeas · #**160** 10-26-2007, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Caston Smith

Oh???? The above makes mention of AFF? I'm confused .... because it doesn't.

BTW the previous quote from the article was edited to remove most of the content. You do know about the Fair Use Doctrine? Mr Smith, you just posted your entire article by quoting someone else....interesting