The Swordsman called in sick again ... but he told me to share this with everyone ....
Romans 3:4
God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged.
Tonto and the Lone Ranger were out riding one day and they saw a bunch of wild indians coming down on them.
They took off riding to get away, eventually surrounded, they got into a defensive position and did their best to fend off the attackers.
At some point just before sundown, when their ammo was running low, the Lone Ranger turned to his trusted companion of many years and said, "Tonto, we have had a good run, but the sun is going down and pretty soon, we wont be able to see the enemy and they will be able to sneek up on us. We are almost out of ammo and there are too many to defeat in hand to hand combat....This looks like the end my friend"
To which Tonto replies "who you calling friend whiteman"?
Now that is funny I don't care what anybody says!
__________________ For it is written, "As I live, says the Lord every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall give praise to God. (Romans 14:11- NASB)