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Old 02-02-2013, 10:36 AM
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Gee...Roman Chariots and CDs are shiny. Are all shiny things bad? What happens when your nose gets shiny? Do you cut it off?
Yes all shiny things are bad. If you have a shiny nose, just bake with flour and accidentally spill some on your nose. duh
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Dogs and cats? I thought only goats and sheep were allowed for Apostolics.
Cats catch mice and dogs bark. Both things are functional. Don't enjoy them for pets though. That would be a sin.
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You just skeered that wild cat gonna claw your hat off you head.
Are you black?
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I don't cast demons out of cats for people. Any demon possessed cat is the owners responsibility.
Yeah...but if he isn't Apostolic Amish...then you have a responsibility to stop that spinning head.
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Are you black?
No. But I do live in the south. Sometimes I pick up southern dialogue.
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Yeah...but if he isn't Apostolic Amish...then you have a responsibility to stop that spinning head.
No, I don't. The world can go to hell in a hand basket for all I care. I told him the truth. It's his responsibility to get right.
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No. But I do live in the south. Sometimes I pick up southern dialogue.
Good. Black people scare me.
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Emma, you are a hoot. I would like to cook dinner for you and your family.

Would you eat dinner cooked on an electric stove?
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Emma, you are a hoot. I would like to cook dinner for you and your family.

Would you eat dinner cooked on an electric stove?
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Emma, you are a hoot. I would like to cook dinner for you and your family.

Would you eat dinner cooked on an electric stove?
people with electric stoves are going to hell. lol
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