Best Quotes From AFF

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

So you won't feel so alone, more from the (same) thread...I think?

“This sounds horribly dumb. But in the last few months, I have had recurring dreams that I have a fish tank and keep forgetting to feed the fish! LOL! I don't have a fishtank!”
-ILG-

“We spent our honeymoon in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.” -Margies3-

“Now, some of you imagine getting wasted all the time and almost busted for dope and doing all these crazy things and then trying to act like a sweet little church girl. Now THAT was tough!!” -ILG-

ILG's was so good, I had to bump off my traditional Epley to squeeze it in.

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by notofworks

WOW!!!!!

And people wonder why churches don't grow. It's beards (and other stuff for him) but this applies to so many other areas for many churches. Wow.

So I'm taking it Steve never sings, "Just As I Am" at his church?

I am quite sure that as a pastor, Epley would sing it with pride -but wouldn't allow any church members the same luxury.

[rgcraig]

"I didn't have a hair cutting party!" - triumphant1

[Timmy]

"I am quite sure that as a pastor, Epley would sing it with pride -but wouldn't allow any church members the same luxury. "

- RandyWayne -

[noeticknight]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Well, I hope that is a compliment! LOL!

*pause* (Side note)

Of course! Hey, anybody's game right? Some of these quotes made me ponder, some are just downright hilarious, but they are all equally brilliant in their own right. In fact, some are so funny, I still have a little coffee in my nose from this morning. This thread has been medicine for me. I can still go back and enjoy it all over again. My coworkers have been wondering why I suddenly burst out with laughter for no apparent reason. It's "mission accomplished" as long as everyone is getting their daily smile.

Anyways, if someone has a beef with your quote, well, just let me know who I need to kill. We shouldn't read too much into these, 'cuz last time I got pinched, it still hurt. If Brother Epley only knew what he was missing...I suppose some folk don't understand that the middle "F" in AFF is the most important ingredient!

Ahem...carry on.

[Justin]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

I am quite sure that as a pastor, Epley would sing it with pride -but wouldn't allow any church members the same luxury.

Lol!

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

...I suppose some folk don't understand that the middle "F" in AFF is the most important ingredient!

Ahem...carry on.

Free?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerated_Freefall

[Tina]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

I suppose some folk don't understand that the middle "F" in AFF is the most important ingredient!

I'm glad someone FINALLY noticed what we've been saying about this place all along.... it's about the "FRIENDS".

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Wow, I love Brother Epley, but that quote made me feel very sad!

This is where we are sposed to say, "but I respect him for his beliefs".

I have always had a little trouble with that statement, there is nothing about ignorance that I respect.

[noeticknight]

Originally Posted by freeatlast

This is where we are sposed to say, "but I respect him for his beliefs".

I have always had a little trouble with that statement, there is nothing about ignorance that I respect.

...it just keeps gettin' better!