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RevBuddy · #**141** 12-22-2007, 09:56 AM

Well, if our website has truly been "hacked," then we must take immediate action...

1. Make immediate and unjustified accusations against all "liberals" and "ultracons" who would no doubt do this type of unholy and unsanctified behavior.

2. Secure our website data by naming as many well-known ministers to our "unofficial, un-organization" efforts, but of course, do not inform them of their selection or the full strategy of our organiz..., huh, fellowship.

3. Ensure we are totally blameless in this due to the fact that they were assured that the ALLURE website was simply "under construction" and certainly was not available to the many world wide web surfers traveling the cyberspace paths in the sky.

4. Break away from ALLURE to form another organiza..., huh, fellowship that will stand for our true and well-respected personal convictions about hacking, sacking and generally, doing things that clearly are not truly holy and sanctified...we should probably call the new fellowship SELECT... The SPIRITUAL ELITE and LOGICAL CHURCH of TRUTH...

Pastor VEE, I move that we take the above action as quickly as possible to ensure we offend as many as possible in the shortest time as possible...

Can I have a witness??? God bless this happy organ..., huh, fellowship!

pelathais · #**142** 12-22-2007, 10:06 AM

***** S H O C K I N G ! ! ! *****

Elfin just sent me a link to the "hidden" pages on the new ALLURE web site. It turns out that by using the scroll bar you can see things the web designer never intended anyone to see! Here's what I saw:

mizpeh · #**143** 12-22-2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pelathais

***** S H O C K I N G ! ! ! *****

Elfin just sent me a link to the "hidden" pages on the new ALLURE web site. It turns by using the scroll bar you can see things the web designer never intended anyone to see! Here's what I saw:

Hopefully they will get the spelling of their organization right? Is Thad the editor?

freeatlast · #**144** 12-22-2007, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PastorD

Kansas Preacher is doing a back ground check on your holiness as we speak.

Please let me know how that checks out. I've been thinking of checking on that myself...but as long as KP is checking, I'll go with his assessment.

Sure hope I makes it.

PreacherV · #**145** 12-22-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by pelathais

When the "Image Enhancer" demands that his name be dropped I stand willing to fill the void!

Please understand this is a "fluid" list. I have been getting calls from some on the list stating that they never intended to be a part of ALLURE, which is quite the surpise to me. It looks like a few of the positions may be opening up here and there, and Image Enhancer is certainly one of them.

PreacherV · #**146** 12-22-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RevBuddy

Well, if our website has truly been "hacked," then we must take immediate action...

1. Make immediate and unjustified accusations against all "liberals" and "ultracons" who would no doubt do this type of unholy and unsanctified behavior.

2. Secure our website data by naming as many well-known ministers to our "unofficial, un-organization" efforts, but of course, do not inform them of their selection or the full strategy of our organiz..., huh, fellowship.

3. Ensure we are totally blameless in this due to the fact that they were assured that the ALLURE website was simply "under construction" and certainly was not available to the many world wide web surfers traveling the cyberspace paths in the sky.

4. Break away from ALLURE to form another organiza..., huh, fellowship that will stand for our true and well-respected personal convictions about hacking, sacking and generally, doing things that clearly are not truly holy and sanctified...we should probably call the new fellowship SELECT... The SPIRITUAL ELITE and LOGICAL CHURCH of TRUTH...

Pastor VEE, I move that we take the above action as quickly as possible to ensure we offend as many as possible in the shortest time as possible...

Can I have a witness??? God bless this happy organ..., huh, fellowship!

Does it really matter what we call it so long as I am still the Self-Appointed Tempoary Vice-Chairman?

PreacherV · #**147** 12-22-2007, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

LOL!

Hey someone tell the powers that be - I want to be on "Media Missions" team!

Stephen, we are not yet sure what our official position is going to be towards "media". I have my own qualms about it but I understand there are some deep pockets out there that feel otherwise. If you happen to be one that has an overabundance of finances to contribute, then I think I can probably look the other way.

PreacherV · #**148** 12-22-2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by pelathais

***** S H O C K I N G ! ! ! *****

Elfin just sent me a link to the "hidden" pages on the new ALLURE web site. It turns out that by using the scroll bar you can see things the web designer never intended anyone to see! Here's what I saw:

WHERE IS ATKINSOOOOON?

PreacherV · #**149** 12-22-2007, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by freeatlast

IS IT TO LATE TO GET A POSITON IN THIS GROUND FLOOR ORGANIZATION?

I'd like to come on board as Cheif PCI apologist.

One of my goals as Self-Appointed Temporary Vice-Chairman is to elminate the division between the PCI'ers and the PAJC'ers. What I would like to see happen is for the 1-steppers and 3-steppers to get their heads together and settle on something both sides can life with....how about a simple 2-step plan?

StillStanding · #**150** 12-22-2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PreacherV

One of my goals as Self-Appointed Temporary Vice-Chairman is to elminate the division between the PCI'ers and the PAJC'ers. What I would like to see happen is for the 1-steppers and 3-steppers to get their heads together and settle on something both sides can life with....how about a simple 2-step plan?

But....then you'll have an organiz....err fellowship full of compromisers!!!