Best Quotes From AFF

[rgcraig]

Regarding beards:

Originally Posted by Steve Epley

No I would NOT have the power to stop them from attending but they would NEVER be accepted as a member. I would treat them as a visitor until they died or left. They would not have any priviledge as a member.The congregation would know they are not a member and they would know they are not a member. Anyone can sit in the building but not everyone can be a member.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Regarding beards:

Wow, I love Brother Epley, but that quote made me feel very sad!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Wow, I love Brother Epley, but that quote made me feel very sad!

I'd think they wouldn't sit there but a couple of times before they would leave. It is sad.

[noeticknight]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Wow, I love Brother Epley, but that quote made me feel very sad!

Don't feel sad, this thread is about fun. Here...

“Being raised Catholic, you know the liquor was flowing!”
-Pressing-On-

“I believe there’s a universe.” -jfrog-

“You have better dancing moves than the late Michael Jackson…the Lutheran shuffle I call it. Answer the question…” -Steve Epley-

[*AQuietPlace*]

It's beginning to look like there are going to be enough Bro. Epley quotes to write a book.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

“Being raised Catholic, you know the liquor was flowing!”
-Pressing-On-

Is this supposed to be indicative of the most intelligent thing I have ever said?

Please tell me you thought it was just funny! LOL!

[noeticknight]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Is this supposed to be indicative of the most intelligent thing I have ever said?

Please tell me you thought it was just funny! LOL!

P-O, every time I read it, I laugh out loud, your personality really comes through...

[noeticknight]

So you won't feel so alone, more from the (same) thread...I think?

“This sounds horribly dumb. But in the last few months, I have had recurring dreams that I have a fish tank and keep forgetting to feed the fish! LOL! I don't have a fishtank!”
-ILG-

“We spent our honeymoon in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.” -Margies3-

“Now, some of you imagine getting wasted all the time and almost busted for dope and doing all these crazy things and then trying to act like a sweet little church girl. Now THAT was tough!!” -ILG-

ILG's was so good, I had to bump off my traditional Epley to squeeze it in.

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Regarding beards:

WOW!!!!!

And people wonder why churches don't grow. It's beards (and other stuff for him) but this applies to so many other areas for many churches. Wow.

So I'm taking it Steve never sings, "Just As I Am" at his church?

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

P-O, every time I read it, I laugh out loud, your personality really comes through...

Well, I hope that is a compliment! LOL!