OK, I just finished reading this thread and I am once again amazed. We managed to get from what is on our desk to menopause in 13 pages!! You just can't make stuff like that up!!
I am looking around at my desk and thanking God that none of you can see it. It looks like I am psychotic, like a small tornado settled here briefly.
I have piles of papers I am sorting to file, the church deposit that I need to make, the church loan deposit for another bank, a large mug of café mocha, a large Sonic cup of ice tea, my left-over beans and enchiladas that I am eating for lunch, piles of papers I am sorting before I finish moving into my new office, a stack of church dvds that I am watching for a attendance survey, my attendance chart, hand sanitizer and lotion, Kleenex, some picture frames, and I don't know what the rest of this stuff is. Oh, and my computer, the church phone, my church keys and my cell phone.