Whaaaaaaatt???? What's happening in Canada??

[Felicity]

Originally Posted by ALVIN

Like fine wine and godly women, I just improve with age.

Better lookin' and better lovin' both come with age.

LOL!

[Maple Leaf]

Originally Posted by ALVIN

Like fine wine and godly women, I just improve with age.

Better lookin' and better lovin' both come with age.

Any improvement in the reflection in ALVIN's mirror has more to do with the effects of age on his eyes than on his appearance.

[Truly Blessed]

Originally Posted by D&J

Another twisted sentence??

I must put my wonderful mind into gear and see what flows out...

I am getting discombobulated!!

Now which part of that sentence was twisted? "straightened out" or "enlightened"?

[Barb]

Originally Posted by Truly Blessed

If you'd get your doctrine straightened out you'd have more opportunity to say "Amen" with the enlightened!

Originally Posted by Coonskinner

I have many things to say unto you, but ye are not yet able to bear them.oloroid

This board is cracking me up today...

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by Maple Leaf

Any improvement in the reflection in ALVIN's mirror has more to do with the effects of age on his eyes than on his appearance.

Or.... he is partaking of the fine wine he mentioned....

[Maple Leaf]

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

Or.... he is partaking of the fine wine he mentioned....

I doubt that it's bibbing fine wine that's at the root of the problem. Glassy eyed and rambling incoherently are just some people's ordinary. It's hard to believe that some of those posts didn't slosh out of a sloshed mind, but I am convinced that the sad reality is that they were penned by a teetotaller.

[Maple Leaf]

Hey Rachel

You're young, smart, and well educated.

Why don't you post something that will lift us out of the inanity we have descended into around here.

(I sometimes wonder if the resident English teacher doesn't use some of these posts to warn her classes of what could happen to them if they don't pay attention and study hard?)

[Rachel]

I don't know .. We could always talk about current scientific and ethical issues such as stem cell research, cloning, artificial means of reproduction. That could make for some interesting and intense discussion.

[Truly Blessed]

Don't go anywhere near anything remotely associated with reproduction Rachel. There are certain people who would immediately swarm this thread and we will be bogged down with yet another _ _ _ thread.

[Rachel]

*grin* But it would definitely increase traffic in the thread. I realize these are sensitive topics but I loved a class on Bioethics .. It was one of my favorites.