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Old 03-05-2012, 10:38 AM
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I'm working on it, but I'm American. I want a six pack in 2-4 weeks without changing my diet or much work.
There's a pill for that.
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Old 03-05-2012, 10:43 AM
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I lost 157 pounds in three weeks! Thanks metabocrack!
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:33 AM
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Steve-O!!!
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:33 AM
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I lost 157 pounds in three weeks! Thanks metabocrack!
Yeah, but then you will have a large amount of skin hanging from your biceps and torso area.

You will look like a sharpei dog.
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Old 03-05-2012, 12:25 PM
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Modern women know nothing. They want this

and this
Of course MEN want:

This in the kitchen.


This in the bedroom.


And this in church.
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Old 03-05-2012, 12:42 PM
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Um, ok, I'm pretty sure that in that shot of the lady in the kitchen, she had shoes on...yup, and she doesn't look pregnant, either?
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Old 03-05-2012, 01:09 PM
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I have to disagree, I've set my standards pretty low. Wanted: Girl. Must be breathing.
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Old 03-05-2012, 01:10 PM
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Um, ok, I'm pretty sure that in that shot of the lady in the kitchen, she had shoes on...yup, and she doesn't look pregnant, either?
You really don't know who "that lady" is?
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Old 03-05-2012, 01:11 PM
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I have to disagree, I've set my standards pretty low. Wanted: Girl. Must be breathing.
Poor self worth. Women pick up on your desperation through the pheromones that you emit through your nasal cavity.
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Old 03-05-2012, 01:12 PM
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I lost 157 pounds in three weeks! Thanks metabocrack!

His teeth aren't broken and sharp...
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