Whaaaaaaatt???? What's happening in Canada??

[Coonskinner]

Originally Posted by ALVIN

Wordsmith?

More like an inebriated artist finger painting in a dark room. The result is disconnected strokes of inanity smeared with blotches of absurdity. The dizzying conundrum of nouns and adjectives swirl into a kaleidoscope of incomprehensible sentences.

Like a person viewing abstract art, the reader is left to ponder what mystery of thought was in the mind of the creator.

It's interesting to note how we tend to choose our metaphors and similes from our life experience and background.

I would have said something along the lines of "The dizzying conundrum of nouns and adjectives swirl into a kaleidoscope of incomprehensible sentences that resemble the resemble the unstudied chaos of a trailer park after a tornado."

[Coonskinner]

Originally Posted by Maple Leaf

Now there's some irony for you.

Criticism contained in an example of the art.

Some posters are like fixed dogs: unproductive and blissfully unaware of their condition.

An even greater irony: "fixed" dogs.

[Mrs. Monkeyman]

Originally Posted by Maple Leaf

There has been so much positive talk about television ministry around here that we have decided to televise our services. Here is a clip from yesterday morning's service.

[YT="Sunday Morning Live"]-bm9mhX1q4o[/YT]

hahahaha....roflol!!!!

[Truly Blessed]

Originally Posted by Coonskinner

I rarely get the opportunity to say Amen to a TB post, so i don't want to miss this chance:

Amen.

If you'd get your doctrine straightened out you'd have more opportunity to say "Amen" with the enlightened!

[The Senator]

Originally Posted by ALVIN

Wordsmith?

More like an inebriated artist finger painting in a dark room. The result is disconnected strokes of inanity smeared with blotches of absurdity. The dizzying conundrum of nouns and adjectives swirl into a kaleidoscope of incomprehensible sentences.

Like a person viewing abstract art, the reader is left to ponder what mystery of thought was in the mind of the creator.

If you're a preacher, you must be a real joy to listen to on Sunday mornings. The best that I can say about this post is that it looks like English, but beyond that it makes my eyes spin.

[Coonskinner]

Originally Posted by Truly Blessed

If you'd get your doctrine straightened out you'd have more opportunity to say "Amen" with the enlightened!

I have many things to say unto you, but ye are not yet able to bear them.oloroid

[ALVIN]

Originally Posted by The Senator

If you're a preacher, you must be a real joy to listen to on Sunday mornings. The best that I can say about this post is that it looks like English, but beyond that it makes my eyes spin.

As long as I keep my sermon short enough that I don't disrupt Sunday dinner, and quiet enough that I don't interrupt their Sunday morning rest time, I don't get many complaints.

Originally Posted by The Senator

If you're a preacher, you must be a real joy to listen to on Sunday mornings. The best that I can say about this post is that it looks like English, but beyond that it makes my eyes spin.

Alvin is one of a kind!!

Age does not weary him...

Originally Posted by Truly Blessed

If you'd get your doctrine straightened out you'd have more opportunity to say "Amen" with the enlightened!

Another twisted sentence??

I must put my wonderful mind into gear and see what flows out...

I am getting discombobulated!!

[ALVIN]

Originally Posted by D&J

Alvin is one of a kind!!

Age does not weary him...

Like fine wine and godly women, I just improve with age.

Better lookin' and better lovin' both come with age.