Tish's Rules
Hoover Household Rule Changes
Mission Statement: Steve, your wife is trapped caring for your children and you don't lift a finger to help.
1. Steve, your wife is trapped caring for your children and you don't lift a finger to help.
2. Girls, there is more than one way to be a woman. These are called pants and you will be trying them out for the rest of my time here.
3. Ladies don't have to be bakers and mommies. Ladies can also be rock stars. So girls, there will be no more home school. You will be having rock school instead. You will learn to express yourselves freely. You can be as loud and crazy as you want to be. That is what rock is all about.
4. Hoovers, we're starting our own rock 'n roll band, and we're going to make our own music video. We're going to invite all your neighbors over for a big screening of your music video.
5. If you don't follow the rules, you have to sit in the heavy metal chair and listen to heavy metal for five full minutes.
Kristin's Rules
Meeks Household Rule Changes
Mission Statement: This family has taken a backseat to the band for too long.
1. Tony, I believe that alcohol has no place in a home. You will make sure that this house is alcohol-free, starting right now.
2. The bar has been the center of the universe for too long. You are going to dismantle the bar and use the wood to build a game that we can play with the children.
3. Starting tomorrow, I will home school Benji and Hannah with a curriculum that will teach them traditional values.
4. You are not going to be playing rock 'n roll at your next show. With your background as a pastor, you have better things to offer. I have booked you a gig where you will spend your time onstage sharing God's love.
5. Instead of playing video games, we will have a family game night.
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