This Is How I Want My Funeral!!!!!

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by IAintMovin

I will AID you and report this as name calling............

Oh your funny....
So Are you still short handed there at church or did you hires some AIDS to help you?

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by TexasProud

That was possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!! The whole thing was like slow motion. I was really concerned that you were about to get your head ripped off....as we all were...between laughs...

If you really watch the thing its amazing I was not hurt and have something (like my face) broken!

Of course OLD IAM starts yelling...."Please say you were filming...please".
NOT Dan...are you ok!???????????????

[IAintMovin]

Originally Posted by NLYP

Oh your funny....
So Are you still short handed there at church or did you hires some AIDS to help you?

Not real sure how to "hires" someone..........your posting style is most assuredly without wrath or doubting..................

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by IAintMovin

FTR.............I was not concerned ONE BIT............thought it was funny that he almost got killed......was a little worried the wood on the deck.....didnt want it to get broken by his head hittin it............but concerned..........nawwwwwwwwww................

Shall I add awesome preacher


it would be sooooo true


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[IAintMovin]

Originally Posted by NLYP

If you really watch the thing its amazing I was not hurt and have something (like my face) broken!

Of course OLD IAM starts yelling...."Please say you were filming...please".
NOT Dan...are you ok!???????????????

That is cause I was only worried about it getting filmed......not worried bout you...........hard heads never get too hurt.........

[tbpew]

Originally Posted by IAintMovin

If it works out all right I an gonna have a recorder playing while they walk by on mine......gonna be saying things like.........

dont it look just like me........
you always hated this tie didnt ya............
hey, your shirt dont match...........
Thanks for coming......I probably wont make it to yours.......

ALSO I am thinking of having some kind of little battery powered something under my hand that makes it move while I lay there............

man, that is some really good out-of-the-box thinking there, KEEP IT UP!

I have thought a lot about how helpful a decently produced little (12 minutes?) digital video production would be to allow the "dead to speak".

It is always a tad presumptuous to for the living folks to say..."he is so better off", why not use this once in a lifetime opportunity to share your own take on 'sting-free' death.

hey, my life is done, the tree has fallen, why not rent a little 62" picture-box High-def DLP screen and play a nice A/V that encapsulates your own message rather a power-point production of photo stills when you had bangs and bell-bottoms at your wedding or baby's 1st b-day!oloroid

The gift of God is eternal life, we do not need one-last celebration of MASS --even if the centerpiece is a $12,000 shiney box for the passers-by to be reminded of our last motor home at General conference.

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by tbpew

man, that is some really good out-of-the-box thinking there, KEEP IT UP!

I have thought a lot about how helpful a decently produced little (12 minutes?) digital video production would be to allow the "dead to speak".

It is always a tad presumptuous to for the living folks to say..."he is so better off", why not use this once in a lifetime opportunity to share your own take on 'sting-free' death.

hey, my life is done, the tree has fallen, why not rent a little 62" picture-box High-def DLP screen and play a nice A/V that encapsulates your own message rather a power-point production of photo stills when you had bangs and bell-bottoms at your wedding or baby's 1st b-day!oloroid

The gift of God is eternal life, we do not need one-last celebration of MASS --even if the centerpiece is a $12,000 shiney box for the passers-by to be reminded of our last motor home at General conference.

Dont let IAM fool you.....I embalmed him YEARS AGO!
Everything about him is mechanical....."Yes Dear...No Dear" etc...
When he is not posting he has to be near an outlet to "charge up".....

So if some days he appears "slow"....well....now you know.

Sent to much voltage through him one time ...hence the hair and the tan color of the skin.

But he does make a good preacher.....we download software into his hard drive and off he goes......But still has distraction problems...."OH LOOK AT THE FLOWERS!" Only a select few will understand that! LOL\

Love ya dude!


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[tamor]

Originally Posted by NLYP

Dont let IAM fool you.....I embalmed him YEARS AGO!
Everything about him is mechanical....."Yes Dear...No Dear" etc...
When he is not posting he has to be near an outlet to "charge up".....

So if some days he appears "slow"....well....now you know.

Sent to much voltage through him one time ...hence the hair and the tan color of the skin.

But he does make a good preacher.....we download software into his hard drive and off he goes......But still has distraction problems...."OH LOOK AT THE FLOWERS!" Only a select few will understand that! LOL\

Love ya dude!


LOL

[TexasProud]

Originally Posted by NLYP

Dont let IAM fool you.....I embalmed him YEARS AGO!
Everything about him is mechanical....."Yes Dear...No Dear" etc...
When he is not posting he has to be near an outlet to "charge up".....

So if some days he appears "slow"....well....now you know.

Sent to much voltage through him one time ...hence the hair and the tan color of the skin.

But he does make a good preacher.....we download software into his hard drive and off he goes......But still has distraction problems...."OH LOOK AT THE FLOWERS!" Only a select few will understand that! LOL\

Love ya dude!


LOL

We can take the "look at the pretty flowers" moments. We're used to it. And he's still the best!! But you gotta ask him about the time someone's car alarm went off and he had the bright idea to ask everyone to hit their remotes at the same time....

[IAintMovin]

Originally Posted by TexasProud

We can take the "look at the pretty flowers" moments. We're used to it. And he's still the best!! But you gotta ask him about the time someone's car alarm went off and he had the bright idea to ask everyone to hit their remotes at the same time....

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Notice that I laughed REAL slow for ya there TP..............it was funny though.... I was about to read a text and I heard an alarm going off......then I had a DAN moment.........I simply stated that if you had a fob (sp?) with an alarm button on it, please hit is so the alarm would stop and we could move on with service........we have parking lots on both sides of the church very close and before long there were MANY alarms going off......almost didnt get that one back....but about 5 minutes later .....we went forward............