A Whole New Level of Apostolic Hero Worship

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by navygoat1998

Prax you have cake????

[n david]

Good grief.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by n david

Good grief.

Can I sell you a shoe?

[Titus2woman]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

Prove it, don't spray it! How do YOU know why people are giving or not?

We have "cake auctions" where people spend 30 or more dollars on a 5-10 dollar cake. You think the do that because they just want the cake?

BTW they DO just say things like that and they DO raise money that way.

Are you people bored?

Poor Prax... you must be from a small under-priviledged church! Our cakes sold for hundreds... I once had to fold at $60 for Sister Margaret's banana cream pie... Fortunately being the sweet lady she is and seeing that I was willing to give my bottom dollar for that pie, she went home and made me one free.

And for all those ready to bid... the hose are clean, run free and were required by my pastor so free of sin! And it's all for a good cause... we have those new knees of Don's to pay for! Do I hear $20?

[johnny44]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

Prove it, don't spray it! How do YOU know why people are giving or not?

We have "cake auctions" where people spend 30 or more dollars on a 5-10 dollar cake. You think the do that because they just want the cake?

BTW they DO just say things like that and they DO raise money that way.

Are you people bored?

I was visiting a church about ten years ago in central California.A visiting evangelist was there preaching when he started to pick up a offering for that church.He raised about a $120,000 that night.You need to call him when you need to raise some funds.

[Sasha]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Hilarious!!!

Best post around here in a long, long time!

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

No snags or runs?! Now that is something to auction off!

If those hose have no snags or runs, then she is scamming us. There is NO WAY a pair of hose can survive through several fiery Pentecostal services without snags or runs!!

[Sasha]

Originally Posted by houston

Ewwwww.... Titus.... Ewwwwww

Feel nice on the legs, don't they?

[Sasha]

Originally Posted by Titus2woman

Poor Prax... you must be from a small under-priviledged church! Our cakes sold for hundreds... I once had to fold at $60 for Sister Margaret's banana cream pie... Fortunately being the sweet lady she is and seeing that I was willing to give my bottom dollar for that pie, she went home and made me one free.

And for all those ready to bid... the hose are clean, run free and were required by my pastor so free of sin! And it's all for a good cause... we have those new knees of Don's to pay for! Do I hear $20?

You are a scammer or a liar one!

Anyone Pentecostal knows that hose will NEVER be run free after being in several fiery Pentecostal services, I don't care who you are!!!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Sasha

You are a scammer or a liar one!

Anyone Pentecostal knows that hose will NEVER be run free after being in several fiery Pentecostal services, I don't care who you are!!!

I've never snagged my hose at church. I have snagged them with my fingernails putting them on - arggh!!

One time I had a small hair ball I must have dragged off the carpet into my pantyhose. I noticed it on the back of my leg after Sunday School and before the service. Looked like a bad varicose vein, I imagine.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Titus2woman

Poor Prax... you must be from a small under-priviledged church! Our cakes sold for hundreds... I once had to fold at $60 for Sister Margaret's banana cream pie... Fortunately being the sweet lady she is and seeing that I was willing to give my bottom dollar for that pie, she went home and made me one free.

And for all those ready to bid... the hose are clean, run free and were required by my pastor so free of sin! And it's all for a good cause... we have those new knees of Don's to pay for! Do I hear $20?

I did hear Bro. Urshan say that it is hot in Texas, but we need to wear our hose because hell is hotter. I think we should have strapped him down and put some panty hose on his frame. God rest his soul.