My Husband Has a Lust Problem

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by coadie

If you wanted to help battle the lust, you could paint his JD pink or purple. Then he would be unwilling to be seen exhibiting public display of affection and riding it down the road for the English to see.

No pink or purple. Not okay.

[rgcraig]

Hoovie,

You need to post the picture from the wedding yesterday that your wife posted (progressive buggy)

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Hoovie,

You need to post the picture from the wedding yesterday that your wife posted (progressive buggy)

A progressive buggy is to me what charismatics are to you. I only hope my sons don't go that route.

[mfblume]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

No pink or purple. Not okay.

Black! Paint it black! Sing it, Mick!

Paint It, Black

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens every day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you

If I look hard enough into the settin' sun
My love will laugh with me before the mornin' comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls go by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

I wanna see it tainted, tainted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it tainted, tainted, tainted, tainted black
Yeah!

[Pressing-On]

MfBlume "lusting" after "worldly" music.

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by mfblume

Black! Paint it black! Sing it, Mick!

Paint It, Black

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens every day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you

If I look hard enough into the settin' sun
My love will laugh with me before the mornin' comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls go by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

I wanna see it tainted, tainted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it tainted, tainted, tainted, tainted black
Yeah!

You must be one of those worldly "Black Bumper" types.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horning_Church

[mfblume]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

You must be one of those worldly "Black Bumper" types.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horning_Church

No no no. No motors. No belts, just suspenders. No rubber soles on shoes. No rubber tires on wagons. No worldliness at all!