Things I Love About Kansas

[LadyCoonskinner]

Originally Posted by revrandy

I heerd tell that when Coonskinner walks into the room the anointin' automatically shuts the One-Eyed Devils off???



and the One-Eyed cook has to take a break too....

ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!

You are a NUT!!! (not intended as a slam, so don't ban me)

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner

Yes, with the likes of you two, we'd not have much air left to breath and what is left would be devoid of ANYTHING good!!!

Wow! And here I have been so kind.

I don't deserve this abuse. I'm glad all Kansonians aren't so mean.

[LadyCoonskinner]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

Don't tempt me woman. I might be on the next Greyhound ... beware.

Bring it on. Call me and I'll meet ya at the 24/7 store where the greyhounds rest!!!!

Then we'll run over to the church about 1 mile away, and pray ya through real good.

[LadyCoonskinner]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Wow! And here I have been so kind.

I don't deserve this abuse. I'm glad all Kansonians aren't so mean.

I'm one of the NICER ones, so watch out, bud!!!

[SDG]

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner

Bring it on. Call me and I'll meet ya at the 24/7 store where the greyhounds rest!!!!

Then we'll run over to the church about 1 mile away, and pray ya through real good.

As long as no one ... messes up my hair .... stiff necks me ...blows out an ear drum and they use breathe mints .....

[revrandy]

In Kansas a StarBucks is the local High School Football team with a mascot that has horns...

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

As long as no one ... messes up my hair .... stiff necks me ...blows out an ear drum and they use breathe mints .....

I'm not sure we can guarantee that Daniel.

Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.

[SDG]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

I'm not sure we can guarantee that Daniel.

Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.

Then no one prays me through .....

[LadyCoonskinner]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

As long as no one ... messes up my hair .... stiff necks me ...blows out an ear drum and they use breathe mints .....

Well, you are in trouble, cause your hair WILL get messed up (the wind blows all the time!!)

You won't get stiff necked.

Your ear drum will be slightly tender when you leave

And...........yes, I use breath mints.

So there, you feel better now? ( Like I really care, though )

[revrandy]

LadyCoonskinner....

I got to give you Kudos (Props) for holding up the banner of Kansas here tho... you are doing a good job!!!!!