Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by Raven

Well, ...... you do have your dander in the air. Never the less there are other prophets in need this day. Your loss is their gain. My eye sees from afar and your "woes" do have a familiar flair to my ear.
Raven

"Hark", the Raven, "Cuckoo is the prophet!"

[StillStanding]

Prophet, I need a word on why so many aren't in a euphonious mood this shopping season! Tickling the ivories usually is a priority for many this time of year, but it seems most have chosen gloom for some reason! Tell me, prophet, why is it so?

I believe the Prophet is on a lunch break right now. He should return shortly and Woe unto you all when he returns!

[Margies3]

Originally Posted by philjones

I believe the Prophet is on a lunch break right now. He should return shortly and Woe unto you all when he returns!

Shouldn't he be fasting with sackcloth and ashes instead of eating lunch? Isn't that what all prophets of doom do - starve themselves to death on our behalf?

Originally Posted by Margies3

Shouldn't he be fasting with sackcloth and ashes instead of eating lunch? Isn't that what all prophets of doom do - starve themselves to death on our behalf?

Nay... this Prophet has specific honor in and out of his own country and if he didn't dine with his bride he would be forever banished from the kingdom unto which he prophesieth.

[COOPER]

Never sell an Axe for a sword!

Originally Posted by crakjak

Behold the false prophet, few cedars grow on the plains.

When the Scriptures were written, the hills of Lebanon were thick with cedars, O ill-informed one.

Originally Posted by Pianoman

Prophet, I need a word on why so many aren't in a euphonious mood this shopping season! Tickling the ivories usually is a priority for many this time of year, but it seems most have chosen gloom for some reason! Tell me, prophet, why is it so?

Woe unto thee and thy kind, O Pianoman; for though for a season thou hast flourished like the green olive tree, yet now shalt thou feel the woes that come unto those who sell luxury items in a tough economy. Thou hast exacted usury from those who bought thy wares, and thou hast grown fat with thy ill-gotten gains.

Hearken unto my words this day, and send a generous offering to this ministry, and I will pray for thee that thou might once again prosper, Yea.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by ChTatum

False prophet, false prophet, FALSE PROPHET!


I have not eaten supper and the beard is gone!!!!!!!!!


(But , lo, the van dyke remaineth!)

Apostate! That was a rather handsome beard, if I do say so myself.

How about an updated avatar with the "van dyke?"

Originally Posted by pelathais

Apostate! That was a rather handsome beard, if I do say so myself.

How about an updated avatar with the "van dyke?"

Woe unto thee, Pelathais; and again I say unto thee, Woe. For thou callest thy Brother's beard "handsome"; such things ought not so to be. I know thou art not a JCM grad, but perhaps thou missed thy chance.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!