BHO One Liners

[Sam]

Just had to forward these.
The devil made me do it.
Sam aka Jim Ellis


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obama care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask...

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At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back
of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making
hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up
and it was Reverend Wright.
For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and
yelled, "Can I get an amen"?

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Heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men...

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Q: What's the difference between Obama's..cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.....
The other is a place for housing prisoners.

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Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the Pelosi.....
It's a convertible, but no one wants to see it with the top down.

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On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people.
This year Barack Obama is going as – Barack Obama.

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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle
of the ocean and it sank, who would be saved?
America!

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Q: What’s the difference between Barack Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

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[oletime]

sam you aint right but i like you !

[Adino]

I think the last one is hilarious!

"Bo has papers!" LOL

[RevDWW]

Hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laughs....



I got an email the other day that said:

I saw a bumper sticker that read "Pray for "Obama Psalms 109:8"











Psa 109:8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

[SOUNWORTHY]

Sam, as usual you came up with a winner.