Funny things said in the political world

Pressing-On · #1 10-01-2009, 10:46 AM

Please post the things you run across that strike you as humorous. I love reading them! At the outset, I will admit that I have a dark side to my sense of humor, which is a warning and not an apology!

My first contribution to this thread:

Michael Moore should love American capitalism. Where else can a fat idiot become a millionaire without taking a shower? - Michael S. Adams

coadie · #2 10-01-2009, 03:06 PM

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Pressing-On · #3 10-19-2009, 10:31 AM

Pressing-On · #4 10-23-2009, 06:08 PM

How is my desire to impeach President Obama more hateful than your desire to abort your own child? Unlike you, I've already waited nine months. - Mike Adams

Pressing-On · #5 10-25-2009, 04:41 PM

"Under our new health plan you will still be allowed to have sex with your wife, keep your dog outside, and spank your children. Despite all the rumors at Fox News you'll still have some control over your life." Barack Obama. - Mike Adams

No one like Mike Adams! LOL!

Pressing-On · #6 10-27-2009, 06:59 PM

The republic lives, despite rumors of its death. I know this because I still have my assault rifle. - Robert Owens

Pressing-On · #7 10-27-2009, 07:01 PM

Today's liberal logic: The government mis-handled the Swine Flu vaccines. Therefore, it should be given a second chance - this time to control the entire health care system. - Mike Adams

Pressing-On · #8 11-03-2009, 08:11 PM

Obama's most significant accomplish? Re-awaking the conservative movement.

coadie · #9 11-03-2009, 09:48 PM

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Pressing-On · #10 11-03-2009, 09:56 PM

Breaking news from Michael Kepler: ObamaCare Rushed To The Emergency Room...Listed In Critical Condition After Slip And Fall In New Jersey...Put On Life Support. - Eric Farris