I'm Voting Democrat This Year. Here's Why.

[TRFrance]

It might be surprising to some of you here, but I'm voting Democrat this year.

This article explains why.

http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/B...&comments=true

...I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!

I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.

...I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution....

[TRFrance]

I am voting democrat because no one should make a profit.

I am voting democrat because I am a convicted felon.

I am voting democrat because I am an illegal alien.

and last but definitely not least,

I am voting democrat because I am dead.

(If you can think of any other good reasons to vote DemocRat, please feel free to add to the list. )

[Hoovie]

Thats about the way it is!

[Esther]

I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries' permission for me to turn down my thermostat.

I'm voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime -- criminals.

I'm voting Democrat because everyone deserves ............ healthcare. Sure, you'll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it's first come, first served at the cemetery!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we're talking about Al Gore's house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).

[TRFrance]

I'm voting DemocRat because I want to see how high gas prices can go!

[CC1]

I am voting Democrat because I want the USA to only take National Security action when it is approved by France and other countries of the world.

I am voting Democrat because I want the United States foreign policy to be dictated by Western Europe and World opinon rather than America's best interests.

I am voting Democrat because I love to gamble and I am willing to gamble that the moderate face Obama has put on is the real Obama and that all of those left wing radical associations of 20+ years are just co-incidences and he is not part of them.

I am voting Democrat because I am a sucker for a great orator and will vote for one even if they have very little experience and no track record of success or leadership.

I am voting Democrat because I want to see socialism fully implemented in America starting with those evil oil companies.

[Rico]

Here ya go, people. Read it and weep!


Obama, being an Illinoisan, brings to mind the case of Abraham Lincoln, a one-term member of the House of Representatives and, in 1858, unsuccessful candidate for U.S. Senate. Even if you add Lincoln's eight years in the Illinois Legislature, his experience was dwarfed by that of Buchanan, his predecessor.


http://blogs.usatoday.com/oped/2007/03/post_3.html

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by TRFrance

It might be surprising to some of you here, but I'm voting Democrat this year.

This article explains why.

http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/B...&comments=true

...I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!

I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.

...I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution....

I read this today. I hope they do a video for You Tube! Counter the other one.

[OnTheFritz]

Originally Posted by TRFrance

It might be surprising to some of you here, but I'm voting Democrat this year.

This article explains why.

http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/B...&comments=true

...I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!

I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.

...I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution....

Heeeyyyy..... wait a minute. These aren't reasons to vote Democrat! I feel like such a sucker for reading this thread. *hits head with palm of hand*

Originally Posted by DerrickS

Heeeyyyy..... wait a minute. These aren't reasons to vote Democrat! I feel like such a sucker for reading this thread. *hits head with palm of hand*

It's a joke.