Why do men always forget to turn their directional light/blinker off when it does not automatically do so? Often going for miles before they notice it or until they need to turn in the opposite direction?
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Why do men always forget to turn their directional light/blinker off when it does not automatically do so? Often going for miles before they notice it or until they need to turn in the opposite direction?
Because they are looking in the mirror doing their makeup? Wait...you said men...don't you mean WOmen?
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Or, why do you need a women to get up from wherever she is sitting down to come into the kitchen, to help you find the ketchup (which is sitting eye-level in the front row of the top shelf) in the refrigerator?
Or, why do you need a women to get up from wherever she is sitting down to come into the kitchen, to help you find the ketchup (which is sitting eye-level in the front row of the top shelf) in the refrigerator?
I can take a guess? The man put it in a special spot on the side shelf and the woman, with all malice, moved it.....Come on ladies give the guys a break...we KNOW where the ketchup is at. We are ASKING to make a point.... to make YOU come and show us where because YOU MOVED it. That is what you get for trying to play with our minds
__________________ Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
Every sinner must repent of their sins.
That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
I can take a guess? The man put it in a special spot on the side shelf and the woman, with all malice, moved it.....Come on ladies give the guys a break...we KNOW where the ketchup is at. We are ASKING to make a point.... to make YOU come and show us where because YOU MOVED it. That is what you get for trying to play with our minds
Or, why do you need a women to get up from wherever she is sitting down to come into the kitchen, to help you find the ketchup (which is sitting eye-level in the front row of the top shelf) in the refrigerator?
BECAUSE WE CANNOT SEE THE KETCHUP!!!!!!
WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT KETCHUP HIDES FROM US??????
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