For Renda-And Anyone Else For That Matter!

[Ron]

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass

surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees,

fought prostate cancer and diabetes; I'm half blind,

can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

take 40 different medications that make me dizzy,

winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation,

hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends but, thank God,



I still have my driver's license!

[ReformedDave]

Originally Posted by Ron

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass

surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees,

fought prostate cancer and diabetes; I'm half blind,

can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

take 40 different medications that make me dizzy,

winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation,

hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends but, thank God,



I still have my driver's license!

Scary but true!!!!! Now if I can just find my car.......

[ManOfWord]

Dear Jesus, help us all!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Ron

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass

surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees,

fought prostate cancer and diabetes; I'm half blind,

can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

take 40 different medications that make me dizzy,

winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation,

hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends but, thank God,



I still have my driver's license!

Try some herbs for your ailments. They don't have nearly the side effects as manmade drugs and generally are not regarded as toxins by the body.

[Ron]

There are two things I've learned about aging:

1.My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.



Also, my
memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

[Ron]

It's scary when you start making the same

noises as your coffeemaker.

[scotty]

rofl

[Ron]

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide

your own Easter eggs.

[Ron]

At age 4 success is . . . Not wetting your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . Having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . . Having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not wetting your pants.

[scotty]

ROFL!!!!!

YOU GOTTA STOP ,, YOUR KILLIN ME!!!!!!