The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law."
"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."
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I hate to see you frown. So wear a bag over your head until you cheer up!
Wife took hubby to the doctor the other day. After the exam, the doc talks to her privately, while he waits outside. Doc tells her the hubby is very sick. He must never be stressed, even a little. She must coddle to his every desire. She must wait on him hand and foot, do whatever he asks, and never ever disagree with him, or he'll die!
She goes back to hubby, who asks "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die."
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
Wife took hubby to the doctor the other day. After the exam, the doc talks to her privately, while he waits outside. Doc tells her the hubby is very sick. He must never be stressed, even a little. She must coddle to his every desire. She must wait on him hand and foot, do whatever he asks, and never ever disagree with him, or he'll die!
She goes back to hubby, who asks "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die."
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I hate to see you frown. So wear a bag over your head until you cheer up!
Wife took hubby to the doctor the other day. After the exam, the doc talks to her privately, while he waits outside. Doc tells her the hubby is very sick. He must never be stressed, even a little. She must coddle to his every desire. She must wait on him hand and foot, do whatever he asks, and never ever disagree with him, or he'll die!
She goes back to hubby, who asks "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die."
I don't know how many times I've seen this joke...enough times you'd think it wouldn't be funny to me anymore...but noooooooooooo...I laugh my silly head off each time I see it!!!
I don't know how many times I've seen this joke...enough times you'd think it wouldn't be funny to me anymore...but noooooooooooo...I laugh my silly head off each time I see it!!!
Me too. I have read it a dozen times and I sat here and laughed out loud when I read it!
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I hate to see you frown. So wear a bag over your head until you cheer up!
This must explain why alot of men die ahead of their wives.
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People who are always looking for fault,can find it easily all they have to do,is look into their mirror.
There they can find plenty of fault.
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law."
"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."
This sounds great... I don't get the last part though.
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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