New Global Warming Study

[Aquila]

Got into argument with an oceanographer today... This elitist had the nerve to tell me there were life forms under the sea we still haven't discovered yet. I was like, "First of all, the bottom of the ocean floor is flat! Added to that, the sea stops at my line of sight! Nothing exists beyond my perception!" Then he started trying to show me pictures of creatures I've never seen before. And I'm all like, "That's all Photoshop dawg. None of the independent explorers I PERSONALLY KNOW and/or listen to have seen these creatures, so you must be making this garbage up!" Then he started trying to pull out charts and maps, but I just ignored him, because it’s all just purposefully misconstrued data that suggest I'm wrong. Besides... If the ocean floor weren't flat, how come I've never seen a picture I trust that proves it isn't?

This made me laugh and I just had to share. lol