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01-25-2011, 06:54 PM
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"One Mind...OneAccord"
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Time to pick up my mantle....
A couple of years ago, by a vote of one (me), I was elected (or, more honestly I elected myself) to the office of "Unofficial Greeter". For reasons I won't go into, I was either A) Fired, B) Impeached or C) just Quit (ie., got lazy) or D) All Of The Above. ( Pick one)
I feel the time has come to sweep off the ol' welcome mat and say WELCOME to all of our new friends. I will return to my role as AFFs Unofficial Greeter effective, well, right now.
And, as my first act... I will....
...procrastinate.
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Waiting for the Lord is easy... Waiting patiently? Not so much.
Last edited by OneAccord; 01-25-2011 at 06:57 PM.
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01-25-2011, 06:55 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Re: Time to pick up my mantle....
Git-er-done!!
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01-25-2011, 06:58 PM
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Love God, Love Your Neighbor
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Re: Time to pick up my mantle....
I don't think you've welcomed me yet.
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01-25-2011, 06:58 PM
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"One Mind...OneAccord"
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Re: Time to pick up my mantle....
CINDY!
I just swept that mat off. And there you go, trackin' sand all over it!
Sheesh. Admins, what are we gonna do with 'em?
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"Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for Him...." -Psa. 37:7
Waiting for the Lord is easy... Waiting patiently? Not so much.
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01-25-2011, 07:01 PM
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"One Mind...OneAccord"
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Re: Time to pick up my mantle....
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Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*
I don't think you've welcomed me yet.
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Huh... what part of "PROCRASTINATE" do you not understand? I'm on break.
Besides... with 6000+ posts, you ain't exactly a spring chicken around here. You've got more posts than me!
But.... well, here, heres you "Welcome". Anything else? 
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"Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for Him...." -Psa. 37:7
Waiting for the Lord is easy... Waiting patiently? Not so much.
Last edited by OneAccord; 01-25-2011 at 07:05 PM.
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01-25-2011, 07:03 PM
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Love God, Love Your Neighbor
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Re: Time to pick up my mantle....
I'm going to grow old and gray........ and still feel unwelcomed. <sniff, sniff>
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01-25-2011, 07:13 PM
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"One Mind...OneAccord"
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Re: Time to pick up my mantle....
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Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*
I'm going to grow old and gray........ and still feel unwelcomed. <sniff, sniff>
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Oh, good night.... Does this make ya feel better. Take a sip and you'll feel spiffy instead of sniffy.
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"Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for Him...." -Psa. 37:7
Waiting for the Lord is easy... Waiting patiently? Not so much.
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01-25-2011, 07:16 PM
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Re: Time to pick up my mantle....
OneAccord.... I don't know, but I think you're needed more as an EMT to give CPR to those who don't survive "The Heat!" Give them the shock treatment! Oh wait, I think that's what some of them got while on AFF..."the Shock Treatment!" They're shocked that everyone doesn't believe "IT" just like them and then a double shock that they can't convince everyone to change and be like them.
Been Thinkin
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01-25-2011, 07:23 PM
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Re: Time to pick up my mantle....
Hi, I'm new here.
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Please pray for my salvation
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01-25-2011, 07:24 PM
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Re: Time to pick up my mantle....
Sorry, Been Thinkin'.... you'e exceeded the limit on using the word "shock" in one post. I'm afraid we're gonna have to ask you to go to the back of the line and "Repent and do your first works..." We apologize for any inconvenience. If you feel this action is unwarranted... TOUGH! 
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"Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for Him...." -Psa. 37:7
Waiting for the Lord is easy... Waiting patiently? Not so much.
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