Drought in SW Ohio

[Sam]

Here in SW Ohio we have had quite a drought this year.
Last I heard we were about 12.5 inches below the amount of rain that we need. Lawns have gone dormant and trees and shrubs are dying.

Someone said:

It's so Dry

It's so dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

[Rhoni]

Originally Posted by Sam

Here in SW Ohio we have had quite a drought this year.
Last I heard we were about 12.5 inches below the amount of rain that we need. Lawns have gone dormant and trees and shrubs are dying.

Someone said:

It's so Dry

It's so dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

:kill inme