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Old 04-24-2012, 09:44 PM
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Another Collapse at "Heart Attack Grill"

Another ‘Heart Attack Grill’ customer collapses while eating ‘bypass burger’

"The Heart Attack Grill offers free meals to any customer who weighs over 350 pounds and features a butterfat milkshake, nonfiltered cigarettes, "flatliner" fries and four burgers, each rated on an ascending scale of "a single bypass" to the "quadruple bypass."
There's a tongue-in-cheek warning sign at the restaurant's door stating that the offered dining fare is a health risk. Waitresses in the restaurant even wear nurses' uniforms.
Last year, the company's 600-pound spokes-model died when he was only 29-years-old."

Would you dare stuff yourself at this joint??
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:51 PM
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Re: Another Collapse at "Heart Attack Grill"

people are crazy ,i know of one minister ,recently passed, who was all of that who would have 3 giant mcdonalds milkshakes at bedime and took pride in shutting doiwn all you can eat buffets.
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:56 PM
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people are crazy ,i know of one minister ,recently passed, who was all of that who would have 3 giant mcdonalds milkshakes at bedime and took pride in shutting doiwn all you can eat buffets.
LOL! I suppose 3 Giant shakes would shut my system down for the night, but I think a simple little hot toddy would be more healthy!

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Old 04-24-2012, 11:03 PM
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people are crazy ,i know of one minister ,recently passed, who was all of that who would have 3 giant mcdonalds milkshakes at bedime and took pride in shutting doiwn all you can eat buffets.
Shameful. A worker of iniquity.
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Another ‘Heart Attack Grill’ customer collapses while eating ‘bypass burger’

"The Heart Attack Grill offers free meals to any customer who weighs over 350 pounds and features a butterfat milkshake, nonfiltered cigarettes, "flatliner" fries and four burgers, each rated on an ascending scale of "a single bypass" to the "quadruple bypass."
There's a tongue-in-cheek warning sign at the restaurant's door stating that the offered dining fare is a health risk. Waitresses in the restaurant even wear nurses' uniforms.
Last year, the company's 600-pound spokes-model died when he was only 29-years-old."

Would you dare stuff yourself at this joint??
I would not enter the place. Sinful!!!

We have a restaurant in Amarillo, TX, that offers a meal that includes a 72 ounce steak, free if you can eat the WHOLE meal. There is a thin lady that comes every now and then and has done the deed more than once. I have eaten at this restaurant, but have never touched this offer.
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Old 04-24-2012, 11:28 PM
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Re: Another Collapse at "Heart Attack Grill"

I would almost rather starve to death rather than accept this offer. The only way that I would do so is if I had seriously decided to lose weight and was giving into a last celebratory splurge (and that is not actually too serious of a consideration as the thought of such a situation is making me ill even now).
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Old 04-24-2012, 11:33 PM
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people are crazy ,i know of one minister ,recently passed, who was all of that who would have 3 giant mcdonalds milkshakes at bedime and took pride in shutting doiwn all you can eat buffets.
Oh my goodness! Anybody who eats so much that they can shut down an all you can eat buffet should not eat for the rest of the week. Provided it was Sunday when they did it.

That is pure gluttony.
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Oh my goodness! Anybody who eats so much that they can shut down an all you can eat buffet should not eat for the rest of the week. Provided it was Sunday when they did it.

That is pure gluttony.
Sinful, right?
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My wife and I eat healthy most of the time and occasionally (once a week or so) we will splurge and ...... shall we say.....pig out. Usually all you can eat fish place, or mexican, or BBQ joint, and sometimes a good ole greasy burger joint.

I wouldn't mind trying the place out at all under the above premise. Eat there regularly? Not hardly.
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