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12-31-2007, 04:05 PM
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Haha...
No body has showed up yet, huh?
Just put an ad in the paper that reads:
Wanted:
Someone to share my bread. Must be young, vital and very handsome with a lot of money who knows how to KISS and treat me like a queen. Please call BR 555. Ask for the Junior Samples' Ex...  |
I don't even need young.........lol!
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12-31-2007, 04:06 PM
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I don't even need young.........lol!
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You ain't picky are ya? 
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12-31-2007, 04:06 PM
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I don't even need young.........lol!
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Might want to include the word "single". lol
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12-31-2007, 04:11 PM
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Might want to include the word "single". lol
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Yes, single would help.
If not, who knows...it might can be arranged.
Naaaah...let's not go there.
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12-31-2007, 04:17 PM
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lol....first off, I'm probably too picky - plus I'm not looking.
IF I were, I don't want anyone young - - I want someone that's already grown up and can take care of me if there's a next time around! The pickiest part is I want them to love me - not just marry me because they need someone to cook/bake and clean for them! HA! 
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12-31-2007, 04:19 PM
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Yes, single would help.
If not, who knows...it might can be arranged.
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Yea, let's not. 
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12-31-2007, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
lol....first off, I'm probably too picky - plus I'm not looking.
IF I were, I don't want anyone young - - I want someone that's already grown up and can take care of me if there's a next time around! The pickiest part is I want them to love me - not just marry me because they need someone to cook/bake and clean for them! HA! |
Oh YUCK!
If that very unfortunate thing should ever happen to you...
Repeat after me...
"HIT THE ROAD JACK.
DONCHA COME BACK NO MO, NO MO, NO MO
HIT THE ROAD JACK.
DONCHA COME BACK NO MO...
Practice it now so that you will not have to think of something when and if the time comes that someone lazy jerk would expect you to wait on them hand and foot.
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12-31-2007, 04:48 PM
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Oh YUCK!
If that very unfortunate thing should ever happen to you...
Repeat after me...
"HIT THE ROAD JACK.
DONCHA COME BACK NO MO, NO MO, NO MO
HIT THE ROAD JACK.
DONCHA COME BACK NO MO...
Practice it now so that you will not have to think of something when and if the time comes that someone lazy jerk would expect you to wait on them hand and foot.
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I didn't say I wouldn't wait on them hand and foot - - the stipulation is that have to LOVE me first. If they love me, then that'd be easy to do!
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12-31-2007, 05:08 PM
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I didn't say I wouldn't wait on them hand and foot - - the stipulation is that have to LOVE me first. If they love me, then that'd be easy to do!
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I think that I just heard the heart song of a romantic who would be a willing servant to true love traveling hand in hand into the sunset of life only to be swallowed up by conjugal bliss into the "beyond the sunset." This can only come from a broken heart who has learned through grief the joys of what is meant by true love, still unrealized.
If I were a Prophet as one named Elijah, I would say, "This year of 2008 will find you blessed by the hand of the great Provider with such a love as you desire." I would then add. "It shall come to pass according to the Word of the Lord...Put your hands up and RECEIVE IT."
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12-31-2007, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
lol....first off, I'm probably too picky - plus I'm not looking.
IF I were, I don't want anyone young - - I want someone that's already grown up and can take care of me if there's a next time around! The pickiest part is I want them to love me - not just marry me because they need someone to cook/bake and clean for them! HA! |
those are things YOU said you enjoyed doing - only for yourself???
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