My Husband Has a Lust Problem

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Emma,
The way I see it, you do have a big problem.

While Timmy openly places his car magazine on the coffee table, in full view, with the scantily clad women as hood ornaments - your man is hiding them behind those huge wheels!!!

The only thing you can do is find out if he named each of the tractors. You could be coy about it and say, "Oh, I love the color green!! And I've heard that tractors are special to the owners. So special that they, sometimes, give them names. Do you have names for these tractors?" Very sweetly, Emma - very sweetly.

If he calls one of them Vanessa, well, I don't need to tell you what to do next. I mean, you have a building that already smells and someone may not notice...well....

He named it 2320. Does that count?

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by missourimary

Emma--don't worry about the wheels. If he buys one, just take the tires off that night when he's busy with something else. It wouldn't be wrong because you'd be keeping him out of the ban and therefore it would be for his own good, and for his salvation.

This is the BEST idea, Mary. Yes, that is the best thing I could do. I would save him from himself. I would put steel on the and burn the rubber in a fire pit. Hopefully, he wouldn't go out and simply buy new tires, but, maybe this way he would not be in the ban.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

He named it 2320. Does that count?

23 20! He is planning on trading you for two 20s!!!!!!!

I thought they only do that when we turn 40?!!!!

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

23 20! He is planning on trading you for two 20s!!!!!!!

I thought they only do that when we turn 40?!!!!

There's an answer to the 2 20's but I won't go there. I might get admin-ed!

Been Thinkin

[Austin]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

My husband would be ready to join your church tomorrow.

Tell him not to join mine I don't want him to get too messed up. He's already gone off the deep end thinking he should trade a horse for a tractor. I'll take the horse if it's 15 hands high.

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by Austin

Tell him not to join mine I don't want him to get too messed up. He's already gone off the deep end thinking he should trade a horse for a tractor. I'll take the horse if it's 15 hands high.

How "BROAD", (now that's a good word) does it have to be across the hips?

BT

[Austin]

Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

How "BROAD", (now that's a good word) does it have to be across the hips?

BT

I'd prefer it from the hoof up the leg to the shoulder will work for me.

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by Austin

Tell him not to join mine I don't want him to get too messed up. He's already gone off the deep end thinking he should trade a horse for a tractor. I'll take the horse if it's 15 hands high.

Yes, that is off the deep end, especially with the price of gas now. Grass is cheaper.

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

Yes, that is off the deep end, especially with the price of gas now. Grass is cheaper.

And besides all that the tractor won't fertilize the fields either!

BT

[canam]

Originally Posted by ILG

Canam,

My husband said he found this video to be very disturbing. He said if a tractor makes a woman look like Charlene........

I said "You won't buy one then????"

He said "No, I'll just miss you".