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01-14-2008, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MrsBOOMM
I will tell one for MrBOOM.....
He likes to tell of his Bible School days when there was a minister and his Dad sitting together in Sunday Morning Adult Class at a certain UPC Church in Bridgeton. His Dad fell asleep and and the Adult teacher was teaching away. The son nudged his Dad and said, "Dad, they want you to dismiss in prayer". So while the teacher was still teaching, he stood and started to dismiss....."OUR HEAVENLY FATHER, WE ARE THANKFUL" ....needless to say the son owed his Dad apologies big time.
I know this wasn't a story written in the first person and for that I apologize....but you gotta admit it is funny!
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FUNNY!
and yes, he's an idiot too
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Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
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01-14-2008, 10:26 PM
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My parents use to make us answer the phone "Hurst residence, Renda speaking."
So, one night I knelt down to say my nightly prayers and said, "Hurst residence, Renda speaking."
My parents about lost it and we couldn't even finish out our nightly "now I lay me down to sleep" prayer.
When I think about it, it was quite appropriate - - I was just giving God a heads up as to who was about to pray - - lol!!!!
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01-14-2008, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Monkeyman
While on a choir trip many years ago through the US, our tour took us back home to Cali through the AZ desert. We were all taking a much needed snooze. I was sitting next to my girlfriend at the time and I had the window seat. We were around 3 rows from the back of the tour bus. Somebody screamed "fire", I suddenly awoke, looked out the window and saw smoke!!!!
I did what any "hero" would do, I climbed over my girlfriend, pushed people out of the way, and made my way to the front. As the bus driver started to pull over to the side, I ripped open the door and jumped out of a moving bus in my sock feet, NOT helping any women or children, and made MY way to safety. After everyone found out that it was just a locked bearing on the wheel and there was no danger, everyone began to laugh at what I had done, realizing that I was no hero!!!!
2 points:
1. I'm an idiot
2. Follow me in an emergency, I won't help you, but I will show you the way!!!!! LOL
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OMG I totally remember this...we were all laid out because we were laughing so hard. None of us knew that your short little legs could move that fast.....too funny!!! I humbly bow to the "Brother-Hood"...lol
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01-14-2008, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
My parents use to make us answer the phone "Hurst residence, Renda speaking."
So, one night I knelt down to say my nightly prayers and said, "Hurst residence, Renda speaking."
My parents about lost it and we couldn't even finish out our nightly "now I lay me down to sleep" prayer.
When I think about it, it was quite appropriate - - I was just giving God a heads up as to who was about to pray - - lol!!!!
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My mother side were Horst's/Hurst's. I didn't know we are related! 
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I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
My mother side were Horst's/Hurst's. I didn't know we are related! |
Doubt we are, but I don't meet that many Hurst.
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01-14-2008, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
Doubt we are, but I don't meet that many Hurst.
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The only Hurst I ever knew (before Renda) and cared about knowing was the shifter in an Olds 442! That was a fine car... would love to have one today.. mint condition of course. 
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01-14-2008, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by philjones
The only Hurst I ever knew (before Renda) and cared about knowing was the shifter in an Olds 442! That was a fine car... would love to have one today.. mint condition of course. |
...and welcome to the VILLAGE!!
You my friend make a fine idioT!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
OK now...
MR/MRS East Texas - you spill the beans...
You probably voted for Ross Perot! |
hey, hey, watch it now..... and noooooo no Ross Perot.....he was scary to me
and it's Mrs. anyway..........
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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01-14-2008, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by cneasttx
hey, hey, watch it now..... and noooooo no Ross Perot.....he was scary to me
and it's Mrs. anyway..........
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That's good enough! What an idioT!!!!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 10:54 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
That's good enough! What an idioT!!!!
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Oh so now I am a midgit idgit....... I see how y'all are, pickin on poor simple....er ummmmm never Mind that........ 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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