Ha no; I'm afraid that would limit me to
"Is Jesus God," "God, why do I even
have hair anyway,"
or "Hoo(b) gwan beez(b) da nex' Prebzidint,
so we kin b anywhere but here?"
But since, imo, you are far and away
the best...Agnostic in the place-
-"Or maybe some think they do, but really don't? Or don't know as much about God as they think they do? And maybe they're wrong about some things?"
(Or, just maybe, they are completely irrelevant to
your walk, except to reveal your premises? You are not alone;
they do not exist--I can get witnesses for you,
or just ask anyone you might believe who read
that post; "more toddlers")-
-I'm going to dew you a most non-sequitur
favor; since you prolly might get it,
and reveal to you that starting now,
everything you speak aloud, in earnest,
is going to come true for you.
And what is really sick is that
even as you're saying it, and
re membering this curse, you will,
(possibly)--even in a crowd--im mediately
correct your word, your little Agnostic Dabhar,
thus
verifying the essence of God (to you;
but go ahead and deny this, if you can)
and witnessing it to anyone in earshot. It's just
a power I have, and rarely use; don't ask.
Of course, your premises have already been revealed,
and 'correcting' your word is tantamount to...
hmm, I don't know, procreative production that
produces a boy, that you wish to change to a girl,
in a sense (but still better than nothing, and better luck next
test)
Let me know when this makes sense to you,
and we'll move on to the consequences
Linear Mode
