LOL
June, 2012 summary:
Globally: 4th warmest on record (probably due to the tax cuts last year)
Norway: 25th COOLEST on record. Hardly something to raise taxes over
UK: Coolest June since 1991 (coolest in 22 years). Also nothing to raise taxes over
Entire southern hemisphere: 20th warmest on record. ho-hum
Oceans: 10th warmest (globally) on record
Records are only a couple hundred years old though. Recordkeeping started during what is known as the "Dalton Minimum" (google this) and we are currently, in terms of sunspot activity, at the "Modern Maximum".
NOTE: During peak levels of sunspot activity millions of tons of methane are released from the arctic tundra. This happens because rich people continually fail to pay their fair share of taxes.
There have been only (19) sunspot cycles since "global temperature" data started being collected. This is not the worst period of sunspot activity nor are we at the worst (recorded) global temperature levels. Global temperature spikes, including the record ones, which are by the way not this year, occur during these sunspot peaks, and the (19) sunspot peaks that have occurred since recordkeeping began hardly summarize the entire climatological record of the earth.
I am quite sure of one thing. If we raise taxes on (rich) sunlight users (call it a btu tax) by 40-50 billions dollars then give 40-50 billion dollars of that money that somebody else worked for as a free grant to some of our buddies for solar energy then we can at least make a start at addressing this sunspot problem.
I have started a trading company where you can buy rights to use sunlight at night from asian countries and can use the purchased sunlight credits tax-free the next morning, thus avoiding the "btu tax". Please go to my website onlymoronsthinktaxescancontrolweather.com and pay online.
NOTE: I have now
raised sunspot
awareness. I am currently eligible for a Nobel even though I didnt actually accomplish or do a single measurable thing.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jermyn Davidson
Over 2,000 high temperature records have been broken this year.
The Greenland Ice sheet is 97% melted.
The hottest point of the day is getting later and later in the day.
In light of the recent facts, I just want to announce that global warming is not real.
Global warming is fake.
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