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Old 10-07-2009, 06:40 AM
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Re: The Good Thing About Lawyers is...

Actual question by a lawyer -

Here's a brilliant lawyer trying to nail down the eyewitness testimony to a convenience store robbery:

Lawyer: Can you please describe the perpetrator of this crime?

Store clerk: About 6 foot 3 inches, two-hundred forty pounds, with a beard.

Lawyer: male or female?
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Actual question by a lawyer -

Here's a brilliant lawyer trying to nail down the eyewitness testimony to a convenience store robbery:

Lawyer: Can you please describe the perpetrator of this crime?

Store clerk: About 6 foot 3 inches, two-hundred forty pounds, with a beard.

Lawyer: male or female?
I have one better.

Lawyer speaking to medical examiner:

Lawyer: Did you perform the autopsy on the victim?

ME: Yes, sir.

Lawyer: And was he deceased at that time?

ME: Yes, sir.

Lawyer: How do you know?

ME: Because I held his brain in my hand.
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Old 10-07-2009, 07:15 PM
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Re: The Good Thing About Lawyers is...

Oh ya and the good thing about lawyers is one of them is now running the UPC. Does that mean you work for a lawyer EA? Even better he is your boss and you send him money.

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Oh ya and the good thing about lawyers is one of them is now running the UPC. Does that mean you work for a lawyer EA? Even better he is your boss and you send him money.

That does it!

He's quitting the UPC and joining up with the weedoos!



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Old 10-08-2009, 12:55 AM
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Oh ya and the good thing about lawyers is one of them is now running the UPC. Does that mean you work for a lawyer EA? Even better he is your boss and you send him money.

My boss?

But I believe he is a very good man, and I won't hold the fact that he is a lawyer against him.
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