Joke Thread

[George]

Originally Posted by tstew

I can't answer that. I didn't read anything about Salvation in that post

Hey, you might could get a job writing jokes for Jay Leno. LOL

[tstew]

Originally Posted by George

Hey, you might could get a job writing jokes for Jay Leno. LOL

I'm not sure if that is a complement or an indictment

[George]

Originally Posted by tstew

I'm not sure if that is a complement or an indictment

STEW you are on a roll! LOL

[tstew]

I was originally going to answer:
Who got saved?
Not the millions of babies who would be aborted under the next Republican term, but I figured it was too confrontational for a joke thread.

[Arphaxad]

Originally Posted by George

Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.
Who was saved?










AMERICA

haha, I thought you were going to say the donkey.


My pastor asked me to sing solo in the choir, so i asked what he wanted me to sing, and he said " so low noone can hear you."

ARPH

[Ron]

Did you hear about the fire that started in the Arkansas Governors Mansion?

Pretty near burnt down the whole trailer park!



What is the best thing to come out of Arkansas?

I-40!



Arkansas, the State with 16 Million people and 30 last names!


What do you get when there are 24 people from Arkansas in one room?

A full set of teeth!

[tstew]

Originally Posted by Ron

Did you hear about the fire that started in the Arkansas Governors Mansion?

Pretty near burnt down the whole trailer park!



What is the best thing to come out of Arkansas?

I-40!



Arkansas, the State with 16 Million people and 30 last names!


What do you get when there are 24 people from Arkansas in one room?

A full set of teeth!

Ohhh, wait til Mike sees this. I smell an international incident abrewin'.

[Light]

Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a
man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half
the country is looking for work.

[ronharvey]

My wife is a Arab terrorist,
Nothing she likes better than terrorizing Arabs!
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Did you hear the one about the Texas Aggie that pulled the 10lb booger out of his nose?
His head collapsed before he could eat it!
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A little old Jewish fellow in New York shuffled into a deli in the big middle of a snow storm.
He gets to the counter and orders; "Locks, a bagel, and cream cheese."

The owner quickly bagged it up for him and tried to sell him some more.
"No," replied the little old Jew, "just the Locks, bagel, and cream cheese please."

Worried about the storm and the little fellow not stocking up to prevent any further trips he pleaded again; "Are you SURE there is nothing else I can get for you?"

The same reply; "No tank you, just these Locks, bagel, and cream cheese is fine."

With his heart in his stomach, the owner watched as the little Jewish man push against the door. Finally the owner came to help him exit the door in the blizzard; "Say!" said the owner quite loudly; "Are you married?"

The Little Jewish fellow stood straight and cocked his head; "What, my mother would send me out in weather like this?"


Ron