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02-11-2008, 09:52 PM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by StMark
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..
10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!
9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!
8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!
7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!
6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!
5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?
( ) No Hair cuts
( ) No Pants
( ) No makeup
( ) No Ornamental Jewelry
( ) I wear my hair up
( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow
( )I wear hosery in public
( ) Skirts go below the knees
( ) No Slits
( )No finger nail paint
* Please note:some wrong answers could automatically disqualify you thus giving a first class ticket to...... you know where!
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My wife and daughter would get a perfect score.
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02-11-2008, 09:53 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by StMark
For some odd reason this test makes you nervous....ummmm
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Nope, none of the questions have anything to do with holiness. What I wear or don't wear or do to my hair makes me holy. And I know standards don't make anyone holy. But if we are holy we have standards. A pastor cannot allow or disallow anyone to do anything. Only God can do that.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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02-11-2008, 09:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by Rhoni
I am sorry, I didn't see that question. My Pastor not only allows it but his wife wears them to church and she is one beautiful and holy lady. I love my Pastor and his wife.  |
OH then you are not UPC
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02-11-2008, 09:55 PM
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I believe the Gospel of Jesus
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by StMark
I have to say, you're the only one that had the guts to take my test but you refused to answer if your pastor allows pants for women
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Yes , she (pastor's wife) even wears them to church sometimes. Are you trying to spy out our liberty? lolol  
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The Gospel of Jesus Christ: Jesus bore away my sins, my sickness, and my poverty. That covers it all. Everything else is just legalism.
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02-11-2008, 09:55 PM
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Lofty, Scientific, and Literal
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
Quote:
Originally Posted by StMark
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..
10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!
9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!
8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!
7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!
6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!
5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?
(X) No Hair cuts
( ) No Pants
( X) No makeup
( X) No Ornamental Jewelry
( ) I wear my hair up
(X) I wear my sleeves below the elbow
( )I wear hosery in public
( X) Skirts go below the knees
( X) No Slits
( X)No finger nail paint
* Please note:some wrong answers could automatically disqualify you thus giving a first class ticket to...... you know where!
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Looks like I'm an average C Pentecostal!!!
LOL!
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02-11-2008, 09:56 PM
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Pot Stirrer
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by cneasttx
Nope, none of the questions have anything to do with holiness. What I wear or don't wear or do to my hair makes me holy. And I know standards don't make anyone holy. But if we are holy we have standards. A pastor cannot allow or disallow anyone to do anything. Only God can do that.
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This is a classic example of a person who is afraid of failure
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02-11-2008, 09:57 PM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by StMark
OH then you are not UPC
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I haven't been in UPCI since I left Florida last year. I only went to the one in Florida because I loved that church and the Pastor & His wife. I can love Jesus wherever I attend church. 
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02-11-2008, 09:58 PM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by big-larry
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Big Larry - Didn't you just love that sermon? Made me want to get baptized.
Hallelujah!
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02-11-2008, 10:02 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by StMark
This is a classic example of a person who is afraid of failure
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How insulting. I am neither afraid or a failure.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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02-11-2008, 10:03 PM
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I believe the Gospel of Jesus
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: North end of DFW Airport
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by Rhoni
Big Larry - Didn't you just love that sermon? Made me want to get baptized.
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Yes, I wanted to get baptized too. I wear pants to church too, I don't have pretty legs. Sounds like Ogatt.
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The Gospel of Jesus Christ: Jesus bore away my sins, my sickness, and my poverty. That covers it all. Everything else is just legalism.
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