Needed - A Progressive Apostolic Youth Pastor

[Steve Epley]

Originally Posted by philjones

Are you saying LadyBird Johnson would roll over in her grave if she saw him??

A fellow could have bad dreams thinking about that image! WHEEEWWEEE!

I will say this Lust is NOT the problem.

[ThePastorsCoach]

10,000 comedians out of work and you guys trying to be FUNNY! HA HA

Not really sure why but seems that the cleaners keep shrinking my shorts!!!!!!! Wonder what the problem is???????????

[Theresa]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

10,000 comedians out of work and you guys trying to be FUNNY! HA HA

Not really sure why but seems that the cleaners keep shrinking my shorts!!!!!!! Wonder what the problem is???????????

pie

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

I am writing and theme song for us that goes to the tune of "Everybody ought to know:.

Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
To Sunday School!

WHEW! I felt such inspiration when writing that - I know our movement will be (in the words of Jack Cunningham) THE FASTEST GROWING MOVEMENT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tell you - I am about to run out to Old Navy NOW and get me another pair of SHORTS!

Make sure you get a modest pair!!! LOL

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

OH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really felt something right there!!!!!!!!!! WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could we get about a hundred milllion of them as we are (in the words of Jack Cunningham) "THE FASTEST GROWING MOVEMENT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We want to pass them out in Tampa at the General Conference as we know millions there will want to come into our movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The truth is we are the fastest growing movement. We have more than tripled! We are the "Fastest growing movement in the world!"

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by Theresa

pie

If your a prophetess - you missed it - I have not had any pie! It could be Bryers Strawberry Ice Cream or the newly found RITA'S WATER ICE here in Atlanta and FIVE GUYS HAMBURGERS!
But - nope - Have not had any good pie lately!

[ThePastorsCoach]

JTullock, "Co"-Presiding Bishop of the "Shorts for our Savior Pentecostal Alliance"

Thank you for correcting that - I was about to bring it up at the upcoming General Bored Meeting that you were disrespecting the CO - Presiding Bishop!
Glad you got that straight - we were going to have to penalize you and take at least ONE pair of your shorts away.

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Thank you for correcting that - I was about to bring it up at the upcoming General Bored Meeting that you were disrespecting the CO - Presiding Bishop!
Glad you got that straight - we were going to have to penalize you and take at least ONE pair of your shorts away.

Glad you noticed! I would hate to get a pair taken away....I give to mission! I have a TV! I go to movies! I am still following our "handbook."

[Theresa]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

If your a prophetess - you missed it - I have not had any pie! It could be Bryers Strawberry Ice Cream or the newly found RITA'S WATER ICE here in Atlanta and FIVE GUYS HAMBURGERS!
But - nope - Have not had any good pie lately!

close enough LOL

[TexasProud]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

If your a prophetess - you missed it - I have not had any pie! It could be Bryers Strawberry Ice Cream or the newly found RITA'S WATER ICE here in Atlanta and FIVE GUYS HAMBURGERS!
But - nope - Have not had any good pie lately!

It's a shame. My family has the world's greatest recipe for chocolate/coconut/butterscotch/whatever else cream pies. But then again, EVERYthing is better in Texas!

[COOPER]

TexasProud
The eyes of Texas are upon you...

Hello from Amarillo!