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12-16-2008, 09:21 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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It's ok, I sleep with one eye open..........
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But that's your glass eye and it doesn't count!  |
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Yes, but it's fitted with a tiny video camera that processes information and sends it to my senses with synapse stimulation. So, when it detects a threat, it wakes me up.
It's very Star Trekkish.
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See, Renda? FU-REAK-AY!!!!!!!
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12-16-2008, 09:26 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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See, Renda? FU-REAK-AY!!!!!!!
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I bet in cold weather that glass eye is really, really cold! 
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12-16-2008, 09:32 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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I bet in cold weather that glass eye is really, really cold! |
Yea, he bends over to pet a dog and it licks his face and it's tongue sticks to his eye!!!! He's walking around with a puppy stuck to his face! He remembers he can pull the eye out, so he grabs the dog and pulls. The dog gets loose and runs away with his eye!!!!!
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12-16-2008, 09:36 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Yea, he bends over to pet a dog and it licks his face and it's tongue sticks to his eye!!!! He's walking around with a puppy stuck to his face! He remembers he can pull the eye out, so he grabs the dog and pulls. The dog gets loose and runs away with his eye!!!!! |
I just love the way you think woman!!!!!!!!! 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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12-16-2008, 09:37 AM
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Mama to four little angels.
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Do ya'll ever dredge flour tortillas in flour and use them? My kids love it!  |
Dredge tortillas in flour? Honey, they are flour. And then you put more flour on them? And then you do *what* with them?
I've never had dumplings btw. lol
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12-16-2008, 09:37 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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I just love the way you think woman!!!!!!!!! |
It's not normal.....
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12-16-2008, 09:38 AM
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Rebel with a cause.
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
Yea, he bends over to pet a dog and it licks his face and it's tongue sticks to his eye!!!! He's walking around with a puppy stuck to his face! He remembers he can pull the eye out, so he grabs the dog and pulls. The dog gets loose and runs away with his eye!!!!! |
PO, how many times have I told you - don't hate me because I'm beautiful! 
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12-16-2008, 09:39 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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I just love the way you think woman!!!!!!!!! |
My mind is a movie production set.
Now, who is going to help him get his eye back?!!! Not me!! 
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12-16-2008, 09:40 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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PO, how many times have I told you - don't hate me because I'm beautiful! |
I don't hate you, you creepy guy!!! 
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12-16-2008, 09:40 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Esther
You need to copy this to the food section. 
I had two brothers but after I broke my younger brother's (by one year) arm, I didn't have any more fights with him. But I'm the one that got in trouble for defending myself against his punch. Go figure!
BTW...I see most of the hoot owls from last night are still not up. |
LOL! This is my day off, so I took advantage and slept in!!
But now I have to shower and leave to help my dad. He's sick today.
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