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09-25-2007, 03:18 PM
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I don't believe it, another question about standards.
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And this surprises you? This is not the goodnews library... we discuss standards here often ROFL 
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09-25-2007, 03:19 PM
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IF men ever decide to wear dresses, skirts or robes (again), someone should attach a label full of RULES in the tag. Such as:
* Please wear underwear.
* Please don't cross your legs if your dress is knee length or above.
And such like.
We had a kilt-clad bagpipe player at a funeral last year, and he was sitting cross-legged in the church nursery waiting for his cue, and...um...flashed...a couple of people...probably wasn't even aware of that fact, used to wearing jeans...but then again, I can't imagine WHY...well, oh well, never mind.
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Miss Bratti...Lord forbid that men should wear a dress/skirt!!! However, I've seen a few ladies, uhh, scratch that, women who could have used a label with instructions inside their blue jean skirts... 
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09-25-2007, 03:19 PM
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uncharismatic conservative maverick
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Chicken
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Trouble maker. LOL!
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09-25-2007, 03:19 PM
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Chicken
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Are we talking Hen or a Rooster?
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09-25-2007, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa
The priests were ordered to wear undergarments that covered their thighs to the knee caps so they could climb up to minister, so do these men dresses cause these chaps to not climb ladders, trees, jump a motorcycle or sit on a couch?
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Hmm, that is a rather disgusting thought.
I wonder what Zaccueus was wearing when he climbed the sycamore tree?
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09-25-2007, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by MissBrattified
Well. The bagpipe playing in and of itself sent me into a very inappropriate and untimely fit of giggles...our church isn't huge, it certainly isn't a hillside in Scotland, and when that guy fired up and started down the aisle, I nearly lost it. To make it worse, apparently there was some huge sentimental value to the poor deceased saint's grown granddaughter who was sobbing the whole time, which added to my amusement. (Yeah, I was sittin' up front by the organ, in plain sight...my best friend elbowing me in the ribs.) I had to bite my tongue till it nearly bled to stop myself from ruining the funeral and my somber, appropriate image. 
Word To The Wise: Bagpipes are great if they're about a block or more away. Any closer than that...  |
Hilarious story!!
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09-25-2007, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MissBrattified
Well. The bagpipe playing in and of itself sent me into a very inappropriate and untimely fit of giggles...our church isn't huge, it certainly isn't a hillside in Scotland, and when that guy fired up and started down the aisle, I nearly lost it. To make it worse, apparently there was some huge sentimental value to the poor deceased saint's grown granddaughter who was sobbing the whole time, which added to my amusement. (Yeah, I was sittin' up front by the organ, in plain sight...my best friend elbowing me in the ribs.) I had to bite my tongue till it nearly bled to stop myself from ruining the funeral and my somber, appropriate image.
Word To The Wise: Bagpipes are great if they're about a block or more away. Any closer than that... |
You are a very bad girl!
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09-25-2007, 03:23 PM
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Hmm, that is a rather disgusting thought.
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Yeah, you are not kidding.
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I wonder what Zaccueus was wearing when he climbed the sycamore tree?
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He must of been wearing something because he was a tax collector, and the Jews hated the boot lickers of Rome, so I would "guess" that to avoid a problem with those who would look for opportunity to have issue with Zaccueus he may have been covered below.
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~Declaration of Independence
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09-25-2007, 03:24 PM
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You are a very bad girl!
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Yes, I know!  The circumstances weren't funny at all...but...goodness...that moment...was like a movie spoof of a "real" funeral....LOL!!!!
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To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
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09-25-2007, 03:39 PM
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Jellybean!
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Just when you thought it would be safe to wade into a men-wearing-skirts thread....And just when you thought you would never see it in America! 
Y'all need to check this out. 
Everyday Work Kilts
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