Why do ya'll waste so much time and gas driving around in circles?!!!
I tried one of my political maneuvers on the "not paying attention".
"Well, I didn't quite understand the last part of what you said."
"You don't understand what I mean when I ask you if you want to go out for dinner?"
Oops, not a wise maneuver. I'm running for office now! I qualify!!!
I just say that I was looking into her eyes and was so captivated that I was transported to another place and time. It doesn't work, but it gives her more to be upset about and that kind of blunts her attack.
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Either the United States will destroy ignorance, or ignorance will destroy the United States. – W.E.B. DuBois
I just say that I was looking into her eyes and was so captivated that I was transported to another place and time. It doesn't work, but it gives her more to be upset about and that kind of blunts her attack.
Well all righty then!
"Dear, have you been watching the Cartoon Channel again?!!!", asks Mrs. Stew.