CLC- I'm A Pentecostal

[deacon blues]

Originally Posted by Coonskinner

I'm a Pentecostal but I'm really not so glad

Glad to be Pentecostal, must be talking about someone else

I'd like to be on TBN cause standards make me mad

What are you tryin to say, punk? Bring it on!

My heroes all wear pinkie rings, I wish that I could too

My dad doesn't wear a pinky ring
I'm heart broken to know that TFT and AM and Jeff Arnold do

But maybe after Tampa then my dreams can all come true

Lloyd Squires will be elected Sunday School Director? Our Bible schools will merge to form an Apostolic liberal arts college and Bible School? Someone will buy me a lifetime membership at the most prestigeous Duck Hunting Club in Stuttgart, AR? I will go home and shoot a round of 65 at Quail Ridge Golf Course? My wife will never, ever get a headache ever again? Someone is going to walk up to me at GC and hand me a check paying off our church debt?!?!? September cannot get here fast enough!

And I can finally be myself without a trace of fear
I'm a closet charismatic wondering why I am still here

I've been outed! I secretly believe in the trinity---how'd you guess?

I'm so much nicer, smarter and more spiritual than you

NO! I am NOT nicer---I am NOT more smarterer----and I am certainly NOT more spiritual than my Taliban brethren!

And if you weren't conservative you'd know that it was true
You're just a Neo-Pharisee and bound with all your rules
And in my secret heart of hearts I think that you're all fools

Romans 2:1 applies here.

My arrogance is rancid though it's cloaked as nicey-nice

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

Embarassed by my heritage I hate to pay the price

You don't know my heritage

I'd chuck my card this minute...

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.

...if I knew I'd lose no folks

Funny, I've lost members because I was "too Pentecostal" (actual quote) and have NEVER lost any because I was too charismatic.

But there still might be one or two who'd rather bear the yokes

I've never heard of serving Jesus as "bearing yokes". I know He said "take my yoke upon you...for my yoke is easy..." But I don't think you are talking about an "easy yoke". It sounds more to me like of the unnecessary yokes that Acts 15 addresses.

And staying in enables me to barb and cut and smear

Barb? Cut? Smear? When men are full of envy they disparage everything, whether it be good or bad.

I'm a closet charismatic, wondering why I am still here

That's quite an admission, CS. You're in danger of losing a lot of friends. If you need a new one, call me.


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[Coonskinner]

ROFL!!!

As the Bard said, "A hit! A very palpable hit."

[deacon blues]

Originally Posted by Coonskinner

That would be one thing you and I would have in common then, Deac.

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!


:happydanc e:s tars

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by deacon blues

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!


:happydanc e:s tars

Please allow me to join in that shout..........:killinm e:

Originally Posted by Monkeyman

That is right I remember him being a Pastor's son...we met again at your campmeeting. How long have you been in Oregon?

I am a native Oregonian, born and raised in Klamath Falls. Only came to the big city of Portland when my husband (city boy) stole me out of the high desert and brought me to the valley.

1985? Oh, yes, I do remember!!!! We were still in our old building, on North 9th street (in downtown, and yes, it is very old). I also recall that I was a young teenager (13 years old) who, after a visit from some folks from a Bible college, clearly heard the voice of God speaking to my heart, telling me that it was His will that I go to Bible college and study music. I struggled in my young heart with that for a little while, because I had already made plans to go to school to become a veterinarian, as I have always loved caring for sick critters. You just never know, while you are out ministering in different places, how God is speaking to hearts and lives.

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by deacon blues

Glad to be Pentecostal, must be talking about someone else



What are you tryin to say, punk? Bring it on!



My dad doesn't wear a pinky ring
I'm heart broken to know that TFT and AM and Jeff Arnold do



Lloyd Squires will be elected Sunday School Director? Our Bible schools will merge to form an Apostolic liberal arts college and Bible School? Someone will buy me a lifetime membership at the most prestigeous Duck Hunting Club in Stuttgart, AR? I will go home and shoot a round of 65 at Quail Ridge Golf Course? My wife will never, ever get a headache ever again? Someone is going to walk up to me at GC and hand me a check paying off our church debt?!?!? September cannot get here fast enough!



I've been outed! I secretly believe in the trinity---how'd you guess?



NO! I am NOT nicer---I am NOT more smarterer----and I am certainly NOT more spiritual than my Taliban brethren!



Romans 2:1 applies here.



And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.



You don't know my heritage



I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.



Funny, I've lost members because I was "too Pentecostal" (actual quote) and have NEVER lost any because I was too charismatic.



I've never heard of serving Jesus as "bearing yokes". I know He said "take my yoke upon you...for my yoke is easy..." But I don't think you are talking about an "easy yoke". It sounds more to me like of the unnecessary yokes that Acts 15 addresses.



Barb? Cut? Smear? When men are full of envy they disparage everything, whether it be good or bad.



That's quite an admission, CS. You're in danger of losing a lot of friends. If you need a new one, call me.

OUCH and TOUCHÉ!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Coonskinner

Maybe I should copyright it.

yes, right away!

[Sherri]

I just read all these songs composed on here. We have a lot of hidden talent on this forum!!! They were all hilarious.

[ILuvFPC]

Why is it that almost EVERY thread turns into a standards discussion when the original topic has NOTHING to do with standards?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

How can I get a copy of this actual recording. There are two. One from the cd and there's this one. Does anyone know which church it was filmed at? There's somthing different about the way they are singing in this link. I can feel the anointing...does any know??????:friend