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08-26-2011, 03:12 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
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A certain church asked a potential pastor to give them a parable from the Bible, and after he presented this parable listed earlier, none could answer the question. Feeling they were inadequate and awed by this man, not being able to answer his question, they voted him in as pastor right away.
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naw...
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08-26-2011, 03:31 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
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I've heard preaching just about as convoluted. The sad thing is many church members don't know the difference. I've heard sermons about Moses building the Ark and Noah crossing the Red Sea.
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I believe those are in the book of Hezekiah.
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08-26-2011, 03:39 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
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I believe those are in the book of Hezekiah.
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No such book! 
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08-26-2011, 03:40 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
I don't care how convoluted it was, and it most certainly was. Jezebel was the wife of King Ahab.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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08-26-2011, 03:48 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
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I've heard preaching just about as convoluted. The sad thing is many church members don't know the difference. I've heard sermons about Moses building the Ark and Noah crossing the Red Sea.
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HAHAHA. Amen, many would not know the difference. It's funny to see attempted answers to the question.
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"Many Christians do not try to understand what was written in a verse in the Bible. Instead they approach the passage to prove what they already believe."
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08-26-2011, 03:49 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
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I don't care how convoluted it was, and it most certainly was. Jezebel was the wife of King Ahab.
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So Jezebel and Ahab are in the resurrection of the just?  And they shall not be like the angels who are without marriage?
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"Many Christians do not try to understand what was written in a verse in the Bible. Instead they approach the passage to prove what they already believe."
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08-26-2011, 03:49 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
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Bro. Blume,
This is a mixture of several stories from the old and new testaments. Remnds me
of a dish called goulash Several ingredients mixed together.
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Hahaha. 
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...MY THOUGHTS, ANYWAY.
"Many Christians do not try to understand what was written in a verse in the Bible. Instead they approach the passage to prove what they already believe."
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08-26-2011, 03:55 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
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I've heard preaching just about as convoluted. The sad thing is many church members don't know the difference. I've heard sermons about Moses building the Ark and Noah crossing the Red Sea.
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And the deaf seeing and the blind hearing.
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08-26-2011, 04:06 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
I don't think it's in the book of Hezekiah, but it may be in 2 Egyptians.
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...MY THOUGHTS, ANYWAY.
"Many Christians do not try to understand what was written in a verse in the Bible. Instead they approach the passage to prove what they already believe."
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08-26-2011, 05:41 PM
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Re: Can YOU answer this question? (Deep one)
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So Jezebel and Ahab are in the resurrection of the just? And they shall not be like the angels who are without marriage? |
NO, I just stated that Jezebel was the wife of Ahab. I didn't say anything else. 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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