(TIC warning!
)
Hey, get enough UPCers elected to congress, and maybe some
good laws can finally be passed! Or, better yet, WWPFers! Federal laws banning TVs, Hollywood, shorts, pants on women, slits, hemlines higher than ___ inches below the knee (they'll have to fill in the blank), atheism, baptism in the titles. That would be a good start. Then watch revival break out in the USA!
(Not to disparage your friend, Dora. He's probably a great guy.)