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06-26-2007, 07:06 PM
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Shaking the dust off my shoes.
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
OK here is the scoop!
This "LOVE & TRUTH" doctrine leads to Death!!! You heard me.
In the forensic drawing I have detected a murder. On the blacktop - just below the L&T sign (don't let it detract you) there is a police drawing where the body was found.
This is a sad reality. Nice building ... but death lurks there my friends....
I am convinced. I am going with the critics on this one.
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Brother, exactly what kind of smoke was coming out of them chimneys ya cleaned out today?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 
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06-26-2007, 07:06 PM
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My Family!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
OK here is the scoop!
This "LOVE & TRUTH" doctrine leads to Death!!! You heard me.
In the forensic drawing I have detected a murder. On the blacktop - just below the L&T sign (don't let it detract you) there is a police drawing where the body was found.
This is a sad reality. Nice building ... but death lurks there my friends....
I am convinced. I am going with the critics on this one.
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If that is so.....that dead person had a big ole round back end!!!
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PhD in Petulant Tantrum Quelling
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06-26-2007, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
If that is so.....that dead person had a big ole round back end!!! |
Thank YOU! This is another trademark of those who attend this type of church.
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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06-26-2007, 07:10 PM
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My Family!
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Thank YOU! This is another trademark of those who attend this type of church.
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You are just BAD!!!!
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Master of Science in Applied Disgruntled Religious Theorist Wrangling
PhD in Petulant Tantrum Quelling
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06-26-2007, 07:17 PM
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Shaking the dust off my shoes.
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This is kind of what I had in mind for the entrance, except it would go all the way to the edge of the driveway. Another suggestion would be to move the lettering from where it is to over the entrance there in the middle. And one last thing. (I know this one would be way over the top) That part with the arched roof on top of the main building would be a totally kewl place for the pastor to have his office. Yes, I know an elevator would have to be installed for people to be able to get to his office, but that would be a good place for administrative churchlike offices, without taking up precious ground floor space that could be used for classrooms, bathrooms, etc. You could even make the arch over the front door to match the arch on top of the building. Yup! We'll get this church lined out in NO TIME!!
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06-26-2007, 07:20 PM
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Shaking the dust off my shoes.
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Thank YOU! This is another trademark of those who attend this type of church.
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It's plain to see you won't be invited to the dedication services! HMPH!!! 
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06-26-2007, 07:26 PM
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Administrator
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
I am bumping this for the jury. See the white chaulk drawing.
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You got a police line marking a dead body from that? Here, borrow these glasses of hubby's and see if it helps.....
psst..it's a wheelchair to indicate handicapped parking, but I'm sure you already knew that, right?
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06-26-2007, 07:28 PM
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Shaking the dust off my shoes.
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Originally Posted by Tina
You got a police line marking a dead body from that? Here, borrow these glasses of hubby's and see if it helps.....
psst..it's a wheelchair to indicate handicapped parking, but I'm sure you already knew that, right?
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Sister, apparently one of the chimneys he cleaned today had some "extra special" smoke coming out of it!
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06-26-2007, 07:29 PM
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Saved & Shaved
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
I am bumping this for the jury. See the white chaulk drawing.
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Sir Mix-A-Lot...
"All you other brotha's can't deny..."
(someone has to get this)
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06-26-2007, 07:54 PM
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Jellybean!
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Location: Oregon
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Originally Posted by Berkeley
Sir Mix-A-Lot...
"All you other brotha's can't deny..."
(someone has to get this)
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You get...feeeee-liiinnggss. 
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