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12-14-2008, 02:13 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner
Well, go away and hijack something else!!!!
I guess I'm ub da debil and enjoying it, so go have your fun on another thread, like the one that's about NOT PUTTING UP A TREE!!!!
This thread is for those who actually get on their knees in front of the tree. (I actually laid down on the floor in front of the tree and even rolled around...trying to get the lights on the "stem" and the base.
Soooooo....if you don't believe in trees......GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
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I laughed till I cried! DH was looking at me like I was crazy! Thank you both so much! I REALLY did need to laugh today and this was just the ticket! 
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For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. Jeremiah 29:11
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12-14-2008, 02:36 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
LCS,
I contacted Elder Greg Riggen. His voice was quivering with conviction as I told him how you've bowed to the ancient gods of nimrod.
He took the whole day to shut in at the church with just a jug of water and a prayer mat, to prayer for the redeeming of your soul!
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12-14-2008, 08:50 AM
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Originally Posted by StMark
LCS,
I contacted Elder Greg Riggen. His voice was quivering with conviction as I told him how you've bowed to the ancient gods of nimrod.
He took the whole day to shut in at the church with just a jug of water and a prayer mat, to prayer for the redeeming of your soul!
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Well, I hope he aint in for the long hall, cause I seriously doubt I'll change.
Now.......get down on your knees in front of that tree and do.....well whatever it is that you do in front of your tree!!!!!
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12-14-2008, 08:56 AM
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First Lady
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner
Well, go away and hijack something else!!!!
I guess I'm ub da debil and enjoying it, so go have your fun on another thread, like the one that's about NOT PUTTING UP A TREE!!!!
This thread is for those who actually get on their knees in front of the tree. (I actually laid down on the floor in front of the tree and even rolled around...trying to get the lights on the "stem" and the base.
Soooooo....if you don't believe in trees......GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
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It's really bad when you quote yourself aint it.....so who cares.....
It wasn't really a pretty picture...look at that tub of lard rolling around on the floor, even my husband was laughing at me, although that could have been because of all the noise that was coming from my side of the room...grunting and groaning and then all the whining when I tried to get UP off the floor.
Nahhh, you really should be thankful you didn't have to see it or hear it.
Now......go take on the day and have a blessed one. I'll probably not talk to ya'll til after church tonight, cause all the fat needs to lay down and take nap, so I can finish my tree.....well, maybe I'll take a nap in front of the tree, that's kinda like "worship" aint it..laying before it, I'll probably even kneel down in front of it BEFORE I lay down, unless I decide to fall prostrate in front of it....only if there is a lot of padding down will I decide to do that.....
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12-14-2008, 09:38 AM
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Renewed
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner
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Wow!! Slain in the Spirit of christmas !!!
TS gonna have a field day with this !
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12-14-2008, 11:27 PM
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First Lady
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Originally Posted by scotty
Wow!! Slain in the Spirit of christmas !!!
TS gonna have a field day with this !
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Bring it on!!!!!!!!!
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12-14-2008, 11:40 PM
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Re: Help!!!!!
LC, PLEASE have your hubby take a pic of you kneeling in front of the tree!
I have often thought I would love to have a picture of Santa, and the Easter Bunny up front in a church - with a bunch of eager Pentecostals trying to pray with them...
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Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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12-15-2008, 09:05 AM
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My Family!
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Re: Help!!!!!
Do we get un updated picture?
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12-15-2008, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Re: Help!!!!!
I personally don't like a white tree - I think the red gardland would look much nicer on a green tree - I think the red and white is too much of a contrast for a tree - that's just me but I am more of the traditional decor type but I guess to each his own.
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12-15-2008, 09:21 AM
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It's not easy being me.
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Re: Help!!!!!
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Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner
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You have your husband's bright smile.
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