Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!

[LadyRev]

Too Funny!

[Esther]

Originally Posted by Pianoman

I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

9. Bikinis and liver spots

10. Short shorts and varicose veins

11. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................

12. Thongs and Depends

Number 8 I hear is now called a "Mushroom top"

[Pro31:28]

Originally Posted by Esther

Number 8 I hear is now called a "Mushroom top"

I have also heard it called a muffin top

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Pianoman

I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

9. Bikinis and liver spots

10. Short shorts and varicose veins

11. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................

12. Thongs and Depends

No 12 made me spew my coffee (almost)!!

[Sherri]

That'll preach!!!