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02-11-2008, 09:15 PM
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LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..
10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!
9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!
8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!
7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!
6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!
5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?
( ) No Hair cuts
( ) No Pants
( ) No makeup
( ) No Ornamental Jewelry
( ) I wear my hair up
( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow
( )I wear hosery in public
( ) Skirts go below the knees
( ) No Slits
( )No finger nail paint
* Please note:some wrong answers could automatically disqualify you thus giving a first class ticket to...... you know where!
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02-11-2008, 09:17 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 26,537
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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02-11-2008, 09:17 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 1,085
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by StMark
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..
10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!
9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!
8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!
7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!
6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!
5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?
( ) No Hair cuts
( ) No Pants
( ) No makeup
( ) No Ornamental Jewelry
( ) I wear my hair up
( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow
( )I wear hosery in public
( ) Skirts go below the knees
( ) No Slits
( )No finger nail paint
* Please note  u automatically fail this test if you don't uphold the basics!
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This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.
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02-11-2008, 09:18 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,539
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
Quote:
Originally Posted by StMark
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..
10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!
9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!
8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!
7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!
6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!
5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?
( ) No Hair cuts
( ) No Pants
( ) No makeup
( ) No Ornamental Jewelry
( ) I wear my hair up
( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow
( )I wear hosery in public
( ) Skirts go below the knees
( ) No Slits
( )No finger nail paint
* Please note u automatically fail this test if you don't uphold the basics!
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Do you have good life insurance? Would you make me a beneficiary?
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02-11-2008, 09:19 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 26,537
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by Rev
Do you have good life insurance? Would you make me a beneficiary?
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He's safe. He's in California................... 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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02-11-2008, 09:19 PM
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Pot Stirrer
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by staysharp
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.
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why?? are you afraid of something???
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02-11-2008, 09:19 PM
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Pot Stirrer
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by Rev
Do you have good life insurance? Would you make me a beneficiary?
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why ?????
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02-11-2008, 09:21 PM
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Registered Member
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by staysharp
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.
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As you can tell Mark they just love you to death! 
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02-11-2008, 09:22 PM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by StMark
why ?????
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I feel that your life could be in danger! Sooner rather than later!
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02-11-2008, 09:22 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 19,197
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
My wife comes in at four - and here I thought she was real conservative!!
Are you Amish now??
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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