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Old 02-14-2011, 09:40 PM
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Re: Theology For Dogs

Laughing alone on this one...
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Old 02-14-2011, 09:47 PM
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Re: Theology For Dogs

It is very funny... I think some don't get it! ::hides::
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Old 02-14-2011, 09:56 PM
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Re: Theology Through the Analogy of a Dog

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Jesus wants you to have your best dog now! #osteen

All dogs go to heaven. #Universalism
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Old 02-14-2011, 10:03 PM
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Re: Theology For Dogs

I like it.
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Old 02-14-2011, 10:15 PM
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Re: Theology For Dogs

Max..... Help me! My dog is a female and roams the neighborhood at night! Any suggestions?....

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Re: Theology For Dogs

The dog runs in circles barking... Claims only AKC registered dogs are real. Pentecostal?
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Old 02-14-2011, 11:28 PM
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Re: Theology For Dogs

A Baptist preacher and his wife decided they needed a dog. Ever mindful of their congregation, they knew the dog must also be Baptist. They visited an expensive kennel and explained their needs to the manager, who assured them he had just the dog for them.

When the dog was produced, the manager began giving it commands. "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounced to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the manager. The manager then said, "Find Psalms 23". The dog, showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through the Bible, found the correct passage, and pointed to it with his paw.

Duly impressed, the preacher and his wife purchased the dog. That evening a group of parishioners came to visit. The preacher and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were amazed.

Finally, one man asked "Can the dog do normal dog tricks too?"

"Let's see" said the preacher. Pointing his finger at the dog, he commanded, "Heel!"

The dog immediately jumped up on a chair, placed one paw on the preacher's forehead and began to howl. The preacher turned to his wife in complete shock and disbelief. "We've been swindled! That manager sold us a Pentecostal dog!"
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Old 02-14-2011, 11:45 PM
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Re: Theology For Dogs

If your dog dressed better, learned to bark better and run in circles better, he'd be the best dog on the block. #pentecostalism

Okay... some of those were pretty witty. Trying to get into the groove of thinking of some.
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Old 02-15-2011, 10:39 AM
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Only dogs that can't see are good dogs. They obey the best. #CultLogic
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Re: Theology For Dogs

A real email from the president of my HOA yesterday:

“In walking around the neighborhood this morning I noticed that some dog owners are not being responsible for picking up their animal's poop. At a minimum, this is inconsiderate to the people whose yards are befouled. It's also unsightly, smelly, and quite frankly presents a potential health risk…”

“If you don’t put a port-a-potty in my front yard, I won’t poop in yours.” #pastor poo…dle

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