Re: Blonde Jokes! Or any other clean ones!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SeekingOne
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
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SeekingOne... don't you know that there are no dumb blonde "He's". They are all "she's!"
BT
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