That's It, I'm a Democrat Now

[notofworks]

I've had a lot of fights with some of you folks about the way you treat political liberals, specifically, Nancy Pelosi. I think you need to be nicer and I don't like it when Christians tear down liberals. I think a term like "Moral Majority" is an arrogant statement and I think the "Christian Coalition" often behaves like, anything but Christians.

But I've always maintained that I'm conservative and that I come from the viewpoint of a political conservative. But all that has changed.

•I am now opposed to tax cuts.
•I am now opposed to gun rights (I nearly was anyway)
•I just joined PETA
•I just bought a Barak Obama bumper sticker.
•I am opposed to all war. (I struggle with it anyway)
•I despise Rush Limbaugh. (not crazy about him anyway)

Why this sudden switch?

I just turned on Sportscenter and watched a highlight of the Dallas Cowboys scoring a touchdown. But no, that's not why I switched. After the touchdown, the camera went to the owner's box and there was George W. Bush high-fiving the Cowboy's owner, Jerry Jones.

That's it. I'm now a Democrat. If Dubya is going to high-five the devil, he must be evil too! Jones is the man who fired Saint Tom and turned me into a Niner fan!!!

Go Barak!!!!