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Eighty Year Old Woman Arrested!!!
This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before
the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" "A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied
that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the
can. She replied that there were six.
The judge said, "Then I'll give you six days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the sentence, the woman's husband
spoke up and asked if he could say something.
"Very well," said the judge. "What is it?"
"She took a can of peas too."
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